In the new issue of Vibe magazine Kanye West says he will be posing nude.

I made a decision. I wanna make popular music, but I want less fans. I want the freedom of having less fans. It's like the freedom of having less money. If you have less money, you have less responsibility. It's like Björk. If she wanted to pose naked, you'd be like, ‘Oh, that's Björk.' But if I wanted to pose naked, people would draw all type of things into it. I definitely feel like, in the next however many years, if I work out for two months, that I'll pose naked. I break every rule and mentality of hip-hop, of black culture, of American culture."

I think Kanye's just teasing all of us. Plus, Kanye has a lot of work to do because he's got some A cup moobs. Maybe Kanye can make their wishes come true and transform his breasts into pecs one day, but I just can't see Kanye posing nude - and if he ever does, I wouldn't trust the photos. You know he would have his peen Photoshopped! The kind of third arm Kanye would give himself could have its fingerprints taken or point out criminals in a police line up. I expect a Kanye West penis to be no smaller than absolutely friggin' huge.