Samantha Ronson's Life Post Lindsay Lohan

 

Samantha Ronson DJ's at Club Echo in Hollywood. Now that Samantha Ronson and Lindsay Lohan have clearly broken up - there's video of Lindsay storming out and the two are going out solo and ish - what will happen to my favorite butch?

Samantha Ronson photo

Samantha Ronson is shy

Samantha Ronson

I just dunno how I feel about SamRo. I love her voice, so girly and cute, and I like the tracks I've listened to on her MySpace... and her blogs are fairly amusing, but whenever I see this dirty looking broad these days, I just hear tick, tock, tick, tock, tick... those are her 15 minutes fizzling out right before our eyes and right under the bags underneath hers.

First thangs first, she needs to get a second job now because no clubs will pay her the money she was getting because Lindsay was on her arm at her gigs. I almost want her to start her own clothing line so that she can remain relevant until the end of the year.

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5 Comments

  1. Jester Says:

    Yeah you might as well give up on this one. Samantha Ronson has no follow through. She was wallowing in mediocrity until Lindsay came along and put a huge spotlight on her. She was the first girl ever signed to Roc-A-Fella records, and she never came out with an album.
    She's a lazy bitch. Let her remain a lazy bitch Firecracker. There are far fiercer lesbians to lurve.

  2. dari Says:

    well my friend is facebook friends with Sam and LL and was showing me how LL is still leaving love notes on Sams FB wall and telling other girls that are trying to chat up Sam "to stop leaving messages on her girlfriends wall"-so am starting to think they can't be that over despite keeping a somewhat low profile.

  3. Craigmackk Says:

    Maybe this also means is that Lindsay can finally see her father *ahem*, i mean potential hook-up, Sean Penn.

  4. Jester Says:

    Mr. Mackk, I was thinking about it and I would really like to see Sean and Lindsay make a go of it. She doesn't have a career anymore, the least she could do is to stir some things up. She is like Marissa from the OC. She's just around for drama and then eventually she will die in a conflagration caused by a scorned ex-lover drunk at the wheel. It would be fierce.

  5. Craigmackk Says:

    Hahaha, good analogy Jester! Yeah, Lindsay is essentially a partier and clubber, and like most celebs, she thrives on remaining in the Hollywood spotlight.

    And we all know that Lindsay must be tired of being photographed carrying a Mocha Frap out of the corner Starbucks by the paps by now, etc. So enter Mr. Penn from Stage Left...

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