Top 10 Strangest Google Searches of the Day

Editor's Note: Here's my top 10 craziest Google searches (in Italics) that led people to this site, non-italicized words = my commentary.

1. a picture of a naked women smacked as hard as possible
2. can a man impregnate a gorilla video - Do you have a local zoo you can go to where you can try this out?
3. picture of a butt hole - Jeremy Piven. Daddy Dude.
4. jack daniels blanket - Where is this available and does it come with booze?
5. 2009 year of pussy calendar
6. pics of horny crackheads - Yo mama!
7. lick jessica simpsons asshole - Because it... drumroll, please, tastes like chicken.
8. does jessica alba look white - Not since the last time I checked.
9. how to make wife whore
10. bitches fighting nude - Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson