Up To Speed: what happened over the weekend

Blake is filing for divorce from Amy Wino! Yeah, he knows they're doomed and he's smart enough to do something about it.
Fergie and Josh Duhamel get married
Fantasia Barrino escapes foreclosure, gets to keep one of her two North Carolina mansions
Charlotte Church welcomes a second baby, a son
Incest! Dexter's brother and sister Michael C. Hall and Jennifer Carpenter get hitched
Patrick Swayze checks into the hospital with pneumonia