Poor Megan Fox. So hot and yet so tragically stupid. Megan Fox, the gorgeous rising star, has been dating 90210 has been Brian Austin Green for ages and the two are engaged. Her taste is obviously impeccable. While on the red carpet at the Golden Globes Megan disses Alan Aida, author, talented actor and pretty humorous dude by saying that she's his doppleganger (a ghostly double of a living person).

"I am pretty sure I am a doppelgänger for Alan Alda. I'm a tranny. I'm a man. I'm so painfully insecure. I'm on the verge of vomiting now. I am so horrified that I am here, and embarrassed. I'm scared."

Megan was probably on the verge of vomitting because she ate a tic tac on her way there. And she's painfully insecure? Explains why she's still holding onto Brian Austin Green. Megan also noted that Brian didn't accompany her on the red carpet because "he's a man." I guess he's gay then because Megan just so happens to be "a tranny," and  "a man" also.

Brian, baby, please cheat on this bitch now. You may already be in the midst of that since you don't accompany her to events, if not, get on it. Megan is an attention seeking, completely clueless girlfriend and she doesn't deserve you - unless you're equally as mentally challenged - in which case, please don't breed.