Kendra Wilkinson, the hooker I find beyond irritating, is betraying Hugh Hefner by selling her story in the new issue of Us Weekly. Kendra says, "I had to have sex every now and then, so I had to kind of sneak it." Kendra says she would leave the mansion to make fuck but that Bridget remained faithful to her suga papa.

"I was like ‘How the hell can you do that?' I had to have [sex] so I could feel my age, like a healthy human being."

Kendra also says that her relationship with Hef was somewhat estranged, "Besides the nights we went out, I only saw Hef, like, once a day walking through the halls to his office �" there were never solo dates … The most we kind of say to each other is, ‘I love you,' ‘Love you too,' ‘I hope you have a good day,' ‘Did you have a good day?'"

Kendra also confessed that Hef was "controlling" by keeping tabs on his hoes. Me thinks he was smart because he knows how skanky his bitches are! Whenever Kendra or Hef's other bitches left the mansion, staff would write down the time that they left and returned in a book and give that to Hugh who would review it every mornin'.

What I personally feel is the toughest restriction of all is that the girls had to spend their holidays at the Mansion!

Oh, and they were also paid $1,000/week for an allowance. Additionally, the girls were only allowed to collect appearance fees, that's it. Kendra is all mighty now, claiming,

Hef was kind of like my best friend, but a sugar daddy at the same time … Hef made me feel beautiful. Now I'm totally against [Hefner's] way of life, with three girlfriends and all of that."

My local news covered this story last night. They also said that Kendra is having second thoughts about getting married at the mansion and that she wants her brother to walk her down the aisle.

Well, there's no need for having second thoughts, Hugh probably hates Kendra now! Kendra was a professional whore and she knew what she was getting into - have sex with Hef, get fame out of it. Deal. Now she's hating on Hugh's current girls because she's getting hitched? Or maybe she feels dirty now, which is kind of sad.

Either way, this slut is a cheater and she's marrying a professional football player. At least they both will be cheating on each other, probably simultaneously, too. A couple that cheats together... brings home diseases together. All together now - Awwwwwww!