Paris Hilton attended the grand opening of new Hollywood's MyHouse where she was spotted with SF Giants' baseball star, Barry Zito. This has self-destruct written all over it!

Paris, I should just change her name to the jump-off, and Barry were "drinking, hugging, whispering, laughing and holding hands." After their initial romantical PDA, Paris then danced on tables and Barry Zito himself!

Paris looked "really happy" according to a clubgoer. She also chatted with Kim Kardashian for a bit at another table but she pretty much never left Barry's side for too long the entire night.

This story comes from People, so I kinda believe it. On a positive note, Paris may keep sleeping around until she's too old to reproduce. She claims she wants to have babies, like, this year but she jumps from cock to cock and I want her to keep doing that until she's too old to conceive; we will all be better off as a society if Paris doesn't breed more Parises.