Top 10 Strangest Google Searches of the Day

Editor's Note: Craziest Google searches that led people to this site are in bold, words in plain text = my commentary.

1. is a girl with no shame a whore - Oh shiz! This question is timeless... A girl with no shame doesn't consider herself to be a whore, she thinks her lifestyle is healthy, normal and/or beneficial but that does not mean that she ain't no skank! She's a slut if she sleeps around. Period. But if she's responsible about it and enjoys it, she just loves sex. Does she feel as though she's making conscious decisions to sell herself short ? Doubtful. A whore is determined based upon lifestyle not personal perspective. If a skank is sleeping around and she has no shame, she's a shameless whore. Also 'whore' is subjective by nature to both the subject of the label and to others. If the whore doesn't think she is one, than in her mind she is not. If she's having a great time making fuck, it will be difficult for her to feel shame, but her actions determine whether or not she's a slut, that, and if she has a gold teef pimp keepin' her in check.
2. will someone tell beyonce she is fat - If you give me her cell number, sure!
3. fight female crotch - Find the force from within. I have faith that you can win this battle.
4. how to accentuate baby bump - Wear something tight and cup dat shit!
5. in the crack naked pussy pics - I don't speak sex addict, wtf does this mean?
6. how to get a body like samantha ronson - Pussy, redbull and cigarettes only.
7. duct tape nude pics - This sounds funner than naked Twister. I'd wanna duct tape my parts if I knew it wouldn't hurt like hell when the tape is removed. These psychos typing shiz on Google actually edumacate me on what crazy people are into.
8. penis changes - Color in the dark when erect. Someone should make glow in the dark lube. Flavored, please. Gawd, I'm twisted.
9. definitely not gay - Jake Gyllenhaal.
   
10. hot hand job at whore house - Cums for free when you sign up for a night of service.

Good news, the crazies got to POTP yesterday and I had no trouble composing this list of 10 today. :)