Katy Perry tells TV Guide that she's only kissing her cat.

"I've actually taken a vow of celibacy this year. No kissing anyone. Just my cat, Kitty Purry."

I dunno what this bitch has to do in order to make me like her, even a lil bit.

My hatred began with her annoying, gets-stuck-in-your-head song, then it continued when I found out she wrote it about ScarJo, someone she never met nor kissed, and my hatred just grows deeper like everyday.

The only thing that can cure it is when her 15 minutes implode. It'll happen, but I'm impatient. I want it to happen yesterday. If Katy were Ashlee Simpson, a chick I like, I'd think her quote above was cute, a lil funny even. But coming from an attention whore, it's contrived and stupid and something she will probably write another fucking song about. "I kissed a cat and I liked it!" Then the cat scratched your throat out, bitch. I'm bad! I know, just saying.