Editor's Note: Strangest Google searches that led people to this site are in italics, words in plain text = my commentary.
- do the jonas brothers think it is okay to masturbate - Yes, but only while listening to their music.
- bubes and penis pictures - Nothing disturbes me more than people who can't spell worth shiz trying to look up porn on the internet. Your sex organs should be removed... unless you want pubes on your boobs in which case you're probably gay, dude.
- another name for male slut - Joe Francis, Brody Jenner, Adam Levine.
- new titties
- im an asshole who just got embarassed - I bet you did!
- michelle's dress looked like toilet paper - And cotton balls.
- jay z touching beyonce's boob
- j crew coats that the obama girls whore - Whore? Seriously?! You dumb whore.
- did jes from rock of love have sex with bret michaels in real life - Probably. I don't see any other way he'd let her get that far in the competition without lots of head and sexy times.
- hot booty cracks - Ooohhhh! You mean when someone has a fever? Heh. Yes, their entire body's temperature is hotter. This is one of the reasons why docs take temperatures in da booty crack, it gives the most accurate reading.




















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