That's Enough Hackers! You Are Hindering Kanye's Greatness

 

Kanye West went to his blog to address how the hackers are trying to take him down.

YOOOO WHY WON'T YOU LET ME BE GREAT!!!   I HAD THE TWO GREATEST DAYS OF MY LIFE AND WHEN I GET BACK FROM THE LOUIE SHOW I READ SOME SHIT CLAIMING I SAID I'M DOWN TO DO PORN AND SOME BISEXUAL PORN!!!!   I CAN'T BELIEVE THE AVN WOULD POST      FIRST PEOPLE BELIEVED THE TWITTER/STEVEN COLBERT THING, ROLLING STONE EVEN PRINTED IT!!!!   NOW SOMEBODY HAS BEEN HACKING INTO MY MYSPACE AND SOMEBODY'S ACTUALLY  HACKED INTO MY PERSONAL GMAIL ACCOUNT AND HAS BEEN EMAILING PEOPLE FROM IT... HEY WORLD I NO LONGER HAVE A GMAIL!     I FOUND OUT I HAD TWELVE UNAUTHORIZED SKYPE ACCOUNTS UNDER MY NAME!!!  THIS ALL IN THE PAST FOUR DAYS.  WELCOME TO KANYE WEST WORLD!  ....   IT'S NOT OFFICIAL.     I JUST GAVE  THE PERFORMANCE OF MY LIFETIME FOR OUR NEW PRESIDENT ... THEN I FLEW TO PARIS AND THEY DEBUTED MY NEW SHOES THAT I DESIGNED WITH LOUIE VUITTON WHICH WAS A DREAM COME TRUE.     PLEASE I BEG YOU, GIVE ME A BREAK!!!!! PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!   LET ME BE GREAT!!!    WHO HAVE I HURT SO BAD THAT THEY WANT TO DESTROY ME?   WHO HAVE I EVER SPOKE ABOUT SO NEGATIVELY?  I JUST WAS SPEAKING WITH OUR NEW PRESIDENT TWO DAYS AGO... AND NOW THIS....  SIDEBAR... NEVER TAKE A PICTURE FROM MY OBAMA PERFORMANCE AND PUT IT NEXT TO A BS QUOTE LIKE THAT!  THAT'S IN POOR TASTE!  THAT UNDERMINES WHAT MY CONTRIBUTION TO THAT EVENT WAS AND SLAPS EVERYBODY WHO FELT UPLIFTED BY THAT PERFORMANCE IN THE FACE!   A PICTURE SAYS A THOUSAND WORDS...  LOOK HOW FRESH MY SUIT IS... NUFF SAID!

Just to be clear, Kanye is not doing bisexual porn! I think he is making a big mistake. His fan base would grow if he did porn. The gay chubby chasing bears would  join Team Kanye ASAP! Oh yeah, I forgot. Kanye doesn't want any more fans. Well he is doing a good job if his goal is to cut down on the Kanye West Fan population.

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5 Comments

  1. Craigmackk

    Kanye's a male drama queen, but he should have his own late night talk show. The guy is hilarious! Funnier than Jay Leno..

  2. Jester

    And its always on days I'm posting!
    KANYER IS STOPPING ME FROM BEING GREAT! YOOOOOO WHY CAN'T I HAVE SOME DIVERSITY KANYE?

  3. Lola

    LMFAO! He is such a riot!!!

  4. Craigmackk

    Another day, another rant from Kanye. Clockwork!

  5. Firecracker

    A PICTURE SAYS A THOUSAND WORDS… LOOK HOW FRESH MY SUIT IS… NUFF SAID! - I dunno how anyone could not love this man! He cracks me up.

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