Top 10 Strangest Google Searches of the Day

Editor's Note: Strangest Google searches that led people to this site are in italics, words in plain text = my commentary.

1. i wish i had seen your bare bottom - I know you do, but not on the first date. I'm not that kinda ho.
2. in shape grandma blowjob - Grandmas who give head get in shape by doing so? Is there scientific evidence to back this up?
3. www.good lookin bitches.com- This site doesn't exist. Maybe someone was searching the URL name first and they wanna buy the domain name. It's a great name for a website and I suspect that Whoopi Goldberg will top the list.
4. christian woman who loves anal - Maybe it's a spiritual experience for her. It's like communion, only with more lube and less crackers.
5. "piss on her face" - But only after you get her off, please. Be a gentleman.
6. girls geting there bubes hit naked - Seriously, WTF is a BUBE? And why do I wanna start spelling boobs this way?
7. cute gentle lesbians - Sounds like a teddy bear I should buy my cousin for her bday.
8. how to avoid double chin in pictures - Try getting photographed with a foreign object in front of your double chinny chin chin, like an erect penis or a trumpet. That always works.
9. "there ain't nothing sexy about those bitches" - Ain't that the truf, gurlfriend! And that tall one better back off of my man or I'm gonna piss on her face!
10. pregnant girl how to child removed from ass video - I really wasn't gonna touch this one because it's strange enough to stand on its own, but I think some pregnant girl is trying to deliver her baby through her ass!!! Dear gawd, please edumacate this bitch. Or let me be completely wrong.