I knew this rumor was just farts. There's no way in hell that Daddy Dude would be getting in snug outfits to ballroom dance and mamba. And you know he may be packin' some kinda booty at this point too.

Most important, would K-Well Fed and his moobs work into a sweat? There's traces of sperm in his sweat, tears, saliva and even snot. Female janitors shouldn't work on set with Federsperm, but could scientists do something with that shit? Daddy Dude's juices could really get the ball rollin' on this whole stem cell research thing.

Anyway, we have all been robbed of unprecedented levels of hilarity. Maybe next season.

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