Top 10 Strangest Google Searches of the Day

Editor's Note: Strangest Google searches that led people to this site are in italics, words in plain text = my commentary.

1. "and raped him" - Something a 10 year-old girl could do to Verne Troyer. Just saying.
2. do lesbian relationships last? - With the exception of Linds and Sam relationship, they have the same chances of survival that heterosexual relationships do. Eff statistics, make your own.
3. skinny crackhead sex
4. i love to pop pimples- With my tongue. Hahahahahaha!
5. "kelly clarkson has a fat face" - That's why she gets photoshopped to death.
6. fat girls beat up skinny girls
7. nipples playing - Hide and go seek. This makes me miss the good old days when Britney was roaming L.A. streets straight braless and on high alert.
8. jake gyllenhaal peed on lady - How does someone know about our secret love affair?
9. spanish are not white
10. how to get in her pants - Vaseline and a crowbar.