Mother of two Britney Spears got her body back, but I'm not that impressed with that. She has all the help in the world to do so and 10 fingers from which she can choose to shove down her throat.

What I think is so impressive is that this ho obviously ain't wearing no granny panties, or any panties for that matter, and she's at an effing dance rehearsal shaking her ass - for a freakin' photographer to put pictures up on her website! Does she want new crotch shots? Did she glue her pants to her pelvic bones? I am so confused.

Anyway, Brit Brit's smoking hawt again!!! And I want some of that pelvic glue shit. It could really come in useful for hanging random items on walls and decorating. How come her pants aren't around her ankles?