Top 10 Strangest Google Searches of the Day

Editor's Note: Strangest Google searches that led people to this site are in italics, words in plain text = my commentary.

1. how to whore on the side - Sell your snatch during the early hours or on the weekends, take a separate bag of clothes and never pay for a hotel room with a credit card. Cash only.
2. pennis of most handsome men - I'm interested in this too, except I know how to spell penis correctly.
3. fatssica simpson - Hahaha!
4. ladies 1st time leaving house without underpants on
   
5. i like bubes - How long have people been spelling boobs this way?
6. is there anything good about size zero? - You can actually get work if you're a model.
   
7. girl morphing into slut pictures - Miley Cyrus and hopefully not Dakota Fanning.
8. are you ready for twins - Twin nuts? Yes. I don't like guys who only have half a sack.
9. eyebrows don't match
10. dating for two years never says i love you - Sounds like a bad fuckship. He or she has a side dish.