Before we pity the star for packing on unwanted pounds, let's remember how well weight gain-and-loss stories sell magazines.
"She's loving it," said a source close to Simpson, who suspects her weight gain is strategic. "It will probably get her back on covers right when she is a 'supporting' act on tour. I bet Joe (Simpson) has already sold the weight-loss story."
Do you believe it? Papa Joe is on crack, so I do. Jessica was wearing high waisted jeans, which does nothing for someone who has weight on. She had to know that she looked like shit, right? I mean no one wears an outfit like that unless it's a joke. I'm saying this as a woman who went to the grocery store this morning braless and gross, like no self-respecting woman should ever do. But I knew it, so I gave no eye contact and used the self-checkout line. I wasn't posing for the paps. Jess, on the other hand, has a glam squad. She either hates her life or the people around her hate her.
I wouldn't go so far as saying that she loves being called a fat ass, but the fact of the matter is that she will lose the weight. Jessica has yoyo'd before, this is really nothing new. Expect her face, "Diet Secrets" and "New Body" to hit magazine covers in the next few months.
