Shia LaBeouf's driver's license has been suspended for one year after he refused to take a breathalyzer test following his July 2008 car crash.
The Indiana Jones actor's suspension -- which took effect on Jan. 17 -- is the result of "refusal of chemical tests" after the accident, the Department of Motor Vehicles confirmed.</
Jim Carrey dances on stage with 50 Cent!!! - CNW
Gwen Stefani's baby is obese - CS
13-year-old gets porn at American Apparel store - OMG
Matthew McConaughey's career suicide - AB
Jennifer Aniston cuts John Mayer off - CK
Katy Perry before she made an ass outta herself on stage by mistakenly accepting Rihanna's award - RR
Britney Spears is forced to record her next single - SP
Celebs take over Sundance, pics - B!
Kissing your sister - GB
Jackie Chan in the Karate Kid remake? - IBBB
Katie Perry is dressed to kill - WIMB
Thank god Pink is a rich, uber-talented bitch because my gawd, for a straight woman she is outta luck in the physique department - no tits, thunder thighs that could kill while you go down on her, and a burnt up ass!
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“I went to get a soda from the lobby of my hotel and I was just in my hot pink monkey-and-banana print pajamas, which was weird enough. But there was a girl, she looked like she was about 13, she saw me and she just fainted. I felt awful. It was like a bad dream.”
I've been jealous of everyone in D.C. for days, but watching the Inauguration on television didn't rob me of any excitement about this historic event. After all, I did have the best seats in the house, no pun intended.
Barack's daughters looked gorgeous, Michelle was wearing the right color, although the jury is still out on her frock, Barack looks ready to dive into his new gig, and the energy of the crowd is uplifting. Yes we can, yes we did, and yes we are!
With emotions running high, a record-setting crowd bearing witness and an unprecedented number of former presidents �" Carter, Bush, Clinton and Bush �" looking on together on the Capitol Steps, Barack Obama placed his right hand on Abraham Lincoln's Bible on Tuesday and stirringly affirmed: "I, Barack Hussein Obama, do solemnly swear that I will execute the office President of the United States faithfully."
In his much-anticipated inaugural address, Obama thanked his predecessor "for his service to our nation, as well as the generosity and cooperation he has shown throughout this transition," then quickly got down to the business at hand.
"That we are in the midst of crisis is now well understood," he said. "Our nation is at war, against a far-reaching network of violence and hatred. Our economy is badly weakened, a consequence of greed and irresponsibility on the part of some, but also our collective failure to make hard choices and prepare the nation for a new age."
You can read the full transcript of President Barack Obama's Inaugural Address here.
PETA prefers for you to be a young fur hag rather than an "OLD" one. Ageists. I actually would be honored if someone called me a fur hag. I can't even afford fur, so I'd feel like some kinda rich bitch folk and I'd savor it!
Here's a video produced by Ashton Kutcher's company Katalyst Productions and MySpace called "The Presidential Pledge." I love all the different ways this video reminds of that we can make positive contributions to society.
After watching hours of news coverage yesterday, I became so inspired to volunteer again. I sense a real public service movement that Barack Obama has ignited in our country. It's beautiful to see.
Also, in this video: Punky Brewster looks like a raisin, Ashlee Simpson's pledge is so cute, and Rumor Willis looks gorgeous!
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