As you know, Joaquin Phoenix has quit acting to pursue a career in music. His upcoming debut rap disc, as of yet untitled, will feature P. Diddy as the producer.
I can not wait for Joaquin's music videos! I mean that honestly, and let us not forget about his brilliant live television performances. Joaquin is truly talented at being truly untalented. Joaquin couldn't even stand up straight and falls down in the second video after the jump. He needs a detox and an exorcism.
Kelly Osbourne was arrested for putting some hater bitch in her place by slapping her after she called Kelly's fiance, model Luke Worrall, "stupid."
Here's a picture of the fug ho Kelly put the slap-down on, Zoe Griffin.
Kelly was at a SoHo club when Zoe insulted her man, prompting the attack.
'She was arrested for common assault relating to an alleged incident in Soho in the early hours of 29 August 2008.' She has been bailed until a date in March."
In an interview with Closer magazine, Kelly said,
'I've never been this mushy with anybody ever before, but this time I can't help it. He's perfect. Everything about him is brilliant. 'I'm happy. I love him and I'd do anything for him.'
Isn't this romantical? You know it's love when you're ready to fuck a ho up when she says some shiz about your dude! I wanna slap that Zoe bitch myself just because she needs to whiten her teeth and cover up her fivehead.
Patrick Swayze is released from the hospital
Amy Wino says she "won't" let Blake divorce her
You can now check out Madonna's Hard Candy outtakes
Johnny Knoxville apologizes for bringing fake grenade to airport
I heard it first on Oprah and I think it's purty, listen to Will.i.Am's new song for Obama, "America's Song."
Anne Heche and the dude she left her husband for who she hooked up with after he divorced his wife are expecting a baby boy.
One day out of the year we are able to reserve a day in remembrance of a brilliant, courageous man taken at the age of 35 but whose legacy thrives on in each generation.
Being African-American means that I owe my way of life to Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. But he didn't only fight for African-Americans' rights, he fought for human rights. I can't imagine where we would all be without his many contributions.
Thank you, Dr. King!
POTP will be back tomorrow.
Details on Amy Poehler's new show - B!
Bear Grylls names his son Huckleberry - CNW
Brad Pitt liked his weed - CS
Boy George is going to jail - OMG
Sienna Miller Is No Babe in the Woods - AB
Johnny Depp returns to former role - RR
Word of the day: Standards - WIMB
It's about time Prison Break got canceled - GB
John McCain won't let Cindy dance - CK
Audrina's penis can barely breathe - IBBB
This is exciting! The L Word is one of the sexiest shows on television and features an eclectic cast of lesbians. It's in your face, it's funny, it's serious, it's sexual - it's the best lesbian television show on... well, television. The L Word pushes the envelope and contradicts stereotypes. When some think of a lesbian, Rosie O'Donnell or Samantha Ronson comes to mind. But with actresses like one of my favorites (Katherine Moenning), who plays Shane and whom I met, The L Word makes it clear that lesbians have various levels of beauty, hair length, size, shape and lifestyles.
The final season, and possibly the best season, of the L Word premieres this Sunday at 9 p.m. on Showtime! To get you all caught up, we're giving away season 5 of the L Word, which is filled with all the drama that the show is known for. You can also watch the first episode of L Word season 5 along with episodes and clips from Showtime original series, movies and sports at joinshowtime.com. The season 5 DVD is filled with,
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As you know, US Airways Flight 1549 had an emergency landing in the Hudson River of New York City yesterday. All 150 people aboard the plane were saved miraculously by the quick action of hero pilot Chelsey Sullenberger of San Diego, another pilot and three flight attendants.
I was a little frustrated that NO ONE mentioned that these passengers lost their carry-on luggage?!! I'm talkin' ALL electronics are soaking, actual cash, jewelry, clothing, gifts, books... these passengers have lost irreplaceable items. Of course they're thrilled to be alive to talk about it, but when their relief subsides, they will be piisssssed!
I remember when I was driving at the bottom of a hill one time - an extremely steep hill - and I ran a stop sign because I didn't see it. A speeding truck, and I mean speeding due to an accelerated pace caused by the gravity of the hill or just cause he was speeding, came racing down the hill. I was nowhere near to being clear of the truck's path. I gassed it and I barely missed that major collision.
I pulled over to the side of the road where my entire body shook for a few minutes. When I stopped freakin' out, I was livid that my huge Big Gulp from 7 Eleven had splattered all over the floor of the car! Sure, I was safe and uninjured, but I was thirsty and pissed! Priorities, people. If I were a passenger on flight 1549, my losses accrued would be exponentially greater than that of a few dozen ounces of fructose and water. I feel for them.
Sidenote: Some passengers didn't have their life vests inflated, I'm guessing the ones not wearing a life vest are swimmers. I strongly believe passengers should be able to board a plane with a mock plane crash course so that they'll be familiar with what they need to do when it matters. Obviously I can be a cautious person. This is the same reason why I drive on an empty gas tank sometimes but make sure that I have at least one bar's worth of battery power available on my cell phone. Priorities, people.
A source for US Magazine is saying that Kimora Lee Simmons and Djimon Honsou are expecting their first child together. When asked back in September if she would like more children Kimora said "I would love to. I practice everyday."
It was also reported today that E! wanted to pull the plug on her reality show. Seems a little coincidental to me! Kimora probably didn't want the show to end, so she told her publicist to leak the story. How could E! pass up a knocked up Kimora Lee? All fat and miserable. It's trash TV gold... in theory. I'm calling this one a publicity stunt to save her show. If she's not pregnant now, she better get to it.
Star Magazine reports that John Mayer is having an engagement ring that he designed made for Jennifer Aniston. They also claim that money is is no object for him and that he wants to propose on her February 11th birthday.
I don't care that Star Magazine reports, I refuse to believe this. He is a man-child! Man-children do not get custom made rings for their girlfrends. Man-children get coerced into marriage and let their fiancé pick out the ring!
Did anyone check to see if Travis Barker hit his head in that horrific plane crash? Because if he is seriously considering remarrying his insidious ex-wife, Shanna Moakler he clearly mentally disturbed.
The couple has always been on-again-off-again but right before the plane crash it seemed that Travis had had enough of Shanna's bitchery. Now, after he survived such a tragic event he has rekindled his romance with the mother of his two children. There are now rumors saying that the pair want to get remarried.
"Shanna and Travis have gotten back together and called it quits so many times," a source said. "But they're telling pals that this time is different because his near-death experience was such an eye-opener - and they're planning to remarry."
Okay, I could understand that if it was anyone but Shanna Moakler!
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