January 2009 News Archive (Page 14)

The News of the World is on a mission to destroy anyone they choose to. This time around Prince Harry is their target and they've posted a video of "Prince Harry's racist outbursts on video!"

Basically Prince Harry calls one of his Asian Friends "our little Paki friend," tells an officer who's wearing a camouflage veil on his head, "Fuck me, you look like a raghead," and pretends to be on a phone call with the Queen and ends the call by saying, "Send my love to the corgis. I've got to go, got to go, bye. God Save You . . . yeah, that's great." News of the World says he's mocking the queen, natch. And that he's Racist! Gulp.

... My fave part of the video is at the end when Prince Harry confirms that he has ginger pubic hair. It's an epic moment in indie cinematic film. And who else really wants to see them pubes? Rumor has it that Prince Harry is more hung than his bro, William. This is what reporters should be focusing on...

Back to this blown up "scandal" that has infuriated the Equality and Human Rights Commission... In response, Clarence House issued the following statement,

"Prince Harry fully understands how offensive this term can beâ€"and is extremely sorry for any offence his words might cause. However, on this occasion three years ago, Prince Harry used the term without any malice and as a nickname about a highly popular member of his platoon There is no question that Prince Harry was in any way seeking to insult his friend. Prince Harry is using the term ‘raghead' to mean Taliban."

I wasn't offended by Prince Harry's statements at all. He was joking. And bored. And he didn't say anything offense, at least that's what me thinks. Why the tape cuts out after Prince Harry says he has ginger pubes is what folks should be concerned with. What if he whipped it out next?! Where are your priorities, people? Priorities.

Right now I'm in Florida and it's almost 11 p.m. at night and my flight leaves in the morning. I'm putting some posts up on the posting schedule for ya so POTP will be posting new posts while I'm flying. I may squeeze a few more out after I land in California, but I'm not making any promises. Things will be back to normal tomorrow, though, I pinky toe swear.

My trip was overdue! But incredibly vanilla. Didn't. Get. Laid. It was hurtful and deeply traumatizing, but the rest of my Florida trip was big fun. Got schnockered in Miami - those drinks were too damn strong, went to Disneyworld for the first time, ate lots of Jamaican food and had men hit on me in Spanish... I feel cultured. Most important, I got to see lots of folk I haven't seen in forever.

In summary, thank you for poppin' while I was away. Jester is good stuff and we appreciate the comments. Y'all are getting interactive and shiz in 2009! :) Here's to more fun gossip!

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Ashley Olsen is my favorite Olsen. She always has been. Even before Brother For Sale. That's a long time! But I may be changing my mind. Ashley was seen at the Regal Cinema in Union Square leaving a bathroom without washing her hand. VOM!

I'm really weird about that kind of stuff. Even if you don't go to the bathroom and you are just checking your makeup, you should still wash your hands. Restrooms are FILTHY, and now Ashley Olsen is FILTHY by proxy. Somebody get this bitch some purel ASAP.

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Kelly Osbourne has been looking really good lately. Am I crazy? I think she's gotten over her grungy fugly phase and has moved on to be a lady. She looks great and her shiba inu puppy is adorable.

PS: What are with those crazy Asian girls doing in the background? They must be feeling Kelly like I am.

Just because you recently had a baby does not mean you can show up to movie premieres in pajamas! I'm back off of the fence when it comes to Jessica Alba. Today I've landed on the "HATE HER" side of the fence.

I was looking at these pictures of her and I was like "OH NO THAT BITCH DIDN'T!" Even if they aren't pajamas, they look like them.

Alas, tomorrow is a new day. I will be back up on the fence waiting to pick a side. Don't make me hate you two days in a row Jessica!

Lindsay Lohan may be coming out of her denial over her breakup with Samantha Ronson. She was seen out at Nobu the other night with none other than Sean Penn. A source says "Sean was the only guy at a table full of Lindsay and her friends. The whole table chatted and chain-smoked."

Lindsay was seen cuddling up to Sean a couple of weeks ago in New York. Lindsay Lohan either wants a part in a movie or the part in his pants. Regardless it's good to see LiLo back on the peen. I didn't like her much when she was munching muffins.

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It seems that Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt were living it up last night at the Critics' Choice Awards. US Magazine reports that the two were seen "kissing and looking lovingly at each other" and at one point "Brad had his hand all the way up Angelina's dress!" says a party attendee.

Backstage Angelina couldn't stop talking about how much she loved Brad in The Curious Case of Benjamin Button.

"Most of all I was charmed by him when he was younger," she said. "I was charmed by it. When I first saw the film, there were a lot of blue masks that they had to put on his face, so the first half I didn't see his acting inside the little guy. Then, when I saw him when he was young ... he is just so charming. I was really moved. I thought he was wonderful."

I really like Brad and Angelina together even though they are both cheater cheater pumpkin eaters. I guess it was nice for them to get out and away from their horde of children.

Kanye West is distraught over how he looks on the cover Vibe Magazine. He took to his blog to announce his annoyance, cap locked and all!

I DON'T HAVE GREY IN MY BEARD IN REAL LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'M ALL DOWN WITH BEINGS IN MY 30'S BUT DAAAAAAAAMN!!!! THIS IS SOME BENJAMIN BUTTON'S SHIT!

Benjamin Button Shit? Kudos to Kanye for being pop culturally relevant but I don't know why he is acting like a belligerent diva. Well, actually that's not true. He's acting like a belligerent diva because  he is Kanye West, but I truly think it's unfounded. He doesn't look bad. In fact this cover doesn't make me want to scream "DOUCHE!" like I usually do when I see Kanye these days. In conclusion, the bitch needs to chill.

Ew ew ew! Remember Wilmer Valderrama from That 70s Show. You may also remember him from hooking up with Mandy Moore, Lindsay Lohan, Ashlee Simpson and a bunch of dumb celebrity sluts. Well it seems he's bagged another. National Enquirer reports:

[Pink], 29, bumped in 28-year-old at an Ultimate Fighting event at the MGM Grand on Dec. 27 - and that led to an even later night at the Sin City hotspot LAX…

At LAX… they [were] seated into a VIP table onstage and tossed back shots of Patron tequila followed by drinking Duckhorn Merlot.

"Pink and Wilmer were definitely feeling no pain, and they got very touchy-feely," according to an eyewitness.

The two - both notorious partiers - seem to be a natural match.

I do not like this at all! Pink may be crazy but she usually doesn't date douche-bags. So disappointing!

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Did you guys see the last episode of The City? If you did you will remember that guy who was talking to that bitch Olivia about getting a ticket for spitting. Well spitting is the least of his problems. His name is Nevan Donahue, he is Olivia's cousin and he has a warrant out for his arrest. Why? Because last February the little perv was caught trying to pick up a hooker in West Palm Beach. He was ordered on probation and 75 hours of community service. He didn't show up for probation and now he is trouble again.

I'm curious. Was it a lady hooker or man hooker? Because if it was a lady, my gaydar is way way way off. Who can I see to get that fixed? Maybe Clay Aiken can re-calibrate it for me.

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