January 2009 News Archive (Page 14)

US Magazine is reporting that Britney Spears and Justin Timberlake recently saw each other at a restaurant. They say the run-in was extremely awkward.

Britney Spears ran into ex Justin Timberlake at Yatai Asian Tapas Bar in West Hollywood Monday night. Timberlake was in the middle of a late-night dinner with current girlfriend Jessica Biel when Spears walked through the door with her mom Lynne around 10 p.m.

While "Jessica looked gorgeous," Spears "didn't look the best, but she probably thought no one would see her, as this restaurant isn't usually a hot spot." The witness describes the restaurant as "so small…like the size of a living room," and the situation as "uncomfortable."

"Jessica and Justin looked to be slumping down in their seats to avoid [Spears]. She left 30 minutes later. Shortly afterward, Justin and Jessica got in their car and left."

While I realize slumping down is extremely douchey, it's also completely understandable. The slump is a knee jerk reaction when you see someone that you don't want to see out in public. I have also been known to cover my face with my hand. It's extremely pathetic, but necessary. Being that I am a nasty bitch, I piss a lot of people off. I completely empathize with Justin, but not with Jessica Biel. I have no clue what it's like to live my life as a woman while having a penis and scrotum. Not that I think being a pre-op transsexual is bad by any means.

In the new film Nortorious the life of the Notorrious B.I.G is examined. This includes people in his life such as Sean P.Diddy Combs, Faith Evans, and Lil Kim. In a statement released by Lil Kim, she lets everyone know how she feels about her depiction in the film.

In a statement, she said: "The film studio and producers involved were more concerned about painting me as a ‘character' to create a more interesting story line instead of a person with talent, self-respect and who was able to achieve her own career success through hard work."

She added: "Even though my relationship with Big was at times very difficult and complicated (as with most relationships we have all experienced at one time or another), it was also genuine and built on great admiration and love for each other. Regardless of the many lies in the movie and false portrayal of me to help carry a story line through, I will still continue to carry his legacy through my hard work and music."

Kim is a picky bitch, so I have a feeling anything producers did would piss her off. In fact I think this whole releasing a statement thing is just a tactic to get herself a piece of the pie. Now she is just trying to make the movie about her.

It seems the young Hollywood era is coming to a close. E! Online reported yesterday that about a month ago Hayden Panetierre was caught underage at a New York over-21-club.

Security at the club confiscated her license and in order to get it back she had to call the police.

Panettiere, accompanied by six girlfriends, entered the NV Lounge at roughly 9:15 p.m. via the employee entrance and lasted about 10 minutes before security spotted and carded her.

"At that time we asked her and her friends to leave," NV Lounge owner John Reznick tells E! News, adding that the actress cooperated by giving her license to an employee.

It was at that point, Reznick says, that Panettiere was informed of the venue's policy to hand over confiscated IDs to the Suffern Police Department.

Hence her need to call the cops to the scene to retrieve her license ASAP.

"When my officers arrived on the scene we questioned Panettiere," Det. Craig Long tells E! News. "I asked her if she tried to buy alcohol and she denied it. Panettiere told me that someone opened the side door of the nightclub so she could go inside and say hello to friends, not buy drinks."

The detective says his officers "examined the ID and verified that it was proper ID for Panettiere [and] then returned the ID to her. She said she needed it to travel to California the next day."

This would have never happened to Lindsay Lohan or Ashlee Simpson back-in-the-day. Is it really sad that I consider 5 years ago back-in-the-day? Oh well. The era of young drunken starlets is coming to a quiet close. Are you sad to see it end? I'm not! I'm ready for these bitches to spice things up with some new outrageous shit.

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Kim isn't gonna be the only tranny on Real Housewives of Atlanta. Rumors are spreading that Deshawn has been asked not to return for the second season of the Bravo reality show. They say her life was too boring for TV. Ain't that the truth!

Rumors are swirling that Deshawn may be replaced by Tameka Foster aka Usher's mannish wife. She is allegedly in final talks with the network. This shit is about to be trannies galore! While I dislike Tameka, I will definitely tune in to see what NeNe has to say about that shanghai surprise.

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Britney Spears is making a fresh start. She's moving out of her $7.1 million home in the Los Angeles suburbs to a swanky $9.1 million mansion in Calabasas. For now, she is just renting but here are the details:

The over-the-top House Of Dreams features every conceivable luxury. The custom designed estate features more than 10,000 square feet of living space for Britney to relax. The gardens will give her young sons more than an acre to run around in as they play in the rose garden and swim in the glass mosaic pool. All the interiors are built from the finest limestone, marble, walnut hardwood parquet and plank flooring, imported European stone mosaics and limestone fireplaces.

The master bedroom includes a separate large designer dressing room including garment, shoe and bag storage. And Britney can prepare for her day in a custom bathroom suite with a dry sauna, steam shower and bath that extends onto a balcony spanning across the rear elevation of the estate. Her cars cans be stored below ground in a garage with two auto lifts.

And if that isn't enough Britney can spend time in the craft room, mud room, maid's quarters or three other bedroom suites.

It looks fabulous! I think it's great that she's moving out of her current residence. It's filled with bad memories of douche bags and drama. Britney needs a place where she can just chill. It's also nice because this new place is gated. No more crazy paps coming after her. That will be good for the boys

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Brandy's mooch of a little brother Ray-J is constantly sinking to new depths of vulgarity. This time he is getting his own VH1 show. Ray-J is stepping into the shoes of Flavor-Flav and Brett Michaels with For the Love of Ray-J.

The show is just like any other disturbing VH1 show. Fourteen "ladies" will compete for the heart of Ray-J. The show starts February 2nd at 10:30. I have no clue how they get away with this shit. They should air this show at 2:oo am on Cinemax.

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Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck name their new baby daughter It is Seraphina Rose Elizabeth Affleck - PL
Britney Spears in the next Sex and the City movie - B!
Brad Pitt harassed to death by crazy drunk bitch at Golden Globes party - CNW
Britney Spears is hiring! Details - CS
Virginity sold for millions of dollars - OMG
Who made the shit list - AB
Grey's Anatomy loses another actress - CK
Video of Katy Perry talking about her ex-boyfriend at L.A. concert last night - RR
Wanna ride the New Kids on the Block cruise? - GB
She manages to get more and more annoying by the day - WIMB
Listen to Kelly Clarkson's new single - PL
Jennifer Love Hewitt gets restraining order against 62-year-old stalker - AP

Editor's Note: Craziest Google searches that led people to this site are (in Italics) , non-italicized words = my commentary.

1. hot to douch an asshole - ZOMG.
2. gorgeous tits - Keira Knightley, Kevin Federline.
3. child thong - Something Mariah Carey would make her baby daughter wear.

4. crack pipe sluts - Whores who screw for crack? Or whores who light up after having really bad sex?
5. gay boyfriend turned straight? - What Star Jones tried to do with Gay Al, what Sarah Jessica Parker was tryna do with Matthew Broderick and what Jennifer Hudson is doing right now with her gay fiance, Punk.
6. dude+sex+movies
7. who's hotter david beckham vs brad pitt - I don't think the two should be compared... so hard. I'd have to say Brad Pitt because his voice doesn't squeak as much as David Beckham's.
8. i do not understand

Yes, I only have eight inquiries posted today. My Google searches have been boring with unoriginal inquiries like "Britney Spears' pussy" and "Rihanna haircut," it's a little less fun to work with.

I spent forever sifting through days of inquiries on my traffic tracker just to get these eight. No worries, I will fight the good fight and probably just dig through archives until I can find decent inquiries until the head cases get to POTP again via their weird Google searches. I love doing Google searches posts, it allows me to be more liberal in my commentary than typical celebrity gossip does.

My fave Google searches posts are here, here, here but I kind of love 'em all. To re-live the glory days with me just click on the 'Google Searches' label at the bottom of this post.

Rumor on the blogs is that Gossip Girl's Blake Lively refuses to wear any clothes larger than a size zero while on the Gossip Girl set. Wardrobe folk have to cut tags out of larger-sized samples to keep her delusional.

This story was originally a blind item weeks ago and after Blake was spotted sporting a light gut in her Nina Garcia Golden Globes dress, everyone is saying that she refuses to wear anything but a zero. If true, bitch obviously refuses to step on a scale. Why get all caught up in a number when you look smoking hot anyway? There is no way Blake is a zero, she looks like a healthy size 5, she's got wide hips, but she also has the curves to even it out. She should embrace it, and don't forget the spanx next time! :)