Okay maybe they didn't breakup. It was speculated a few weeks ago that Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick were breaking up. Allegedly Sarah was moving out.
This seems to be unfounded, as they were spotted out in New York City last night. These two remind me of my parents, and that's not a good thing. They got divorced when I was three! Seriously, you can't force chemistry. I don't understand what keeps them together.
The Hills is currently in its fifth season, but The Sun is claiming that the unscripted (kinda scripted) reality show wont last passed season 6. I know some of you love it, but I can't stand it. NOTHING HAPPENS!
If I wanna watch people chewing I will go to Chilis and watch bitches scarf down Nachos. I don't have time, and nor does my TiVo. But for the lovers out there, you can relax. Season four lasted forever, right? I'm sure they will drag out five and six so that y'all can get tired of LC in your own time.
Yes that is Pete Wentz wearing furry girl boots, and no I don't think he is hot. I know Firecracker tends to occasionally get hot and bothered by him, but I never have and never will. Those horrendous boots on top of guyliner and bad hair is the epitome of douche. To be fair he has sunglasses and a hat on, but due to previous encounters, I think its safe to assume he's working his usual style.
It's not about owning the fiercest house these days. It's all about renting killer mansions. Brad, Angelina, and their hoard of children will be moving into the gorgeous Sassafras Estate. The fabulous crib is worth $6o million and is in the town of Lloyd Neck, in the toney "Gold Coast" area of Long Island's North Shore. The large family of 8 will be moving so Angelina can shoot her new spy thriller movie Salt. The listing claims that the house is a 22,000-square-foot Tudor-style main house, a separate 11-bedroom staff house, a private dock and two helipads
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Kanye West went to his blog to address how the hackers are trying to take him down.
YOOOO WHY WON'T YOU LET ME BE GREAT!!! I HAD THE TWO GREATEST DAYS OF MY LIFE AND WHEN I GET BACK FROM THE LOUIE SHOW I READ SOME SHIT CLAIMING I SAID I'M DOWN TO DO PORN AND SOME BISEXUAL PORN!!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE THE AVN WOULD POST FIRST PEOPLE BELIEVED THE TWITTER/STEVEN COLBERT THING, ROLLING STONE EVEN PRINTED IT!!!! NOW SOMEBODY HAS BEEN HACKING INTO MY MYSPACE AND SOMEBODY'S ACTUALLY HACKED INTO MY PERSONAL GMAIL ACCOUNT AND HAS BEEN EMAILING PEOPLE FROM IT... HEY WORLD I NO LONGER HAVE A GMAIL! I FOUND OUT I HAD TWELVE UNAUTHORIZED SKYPE ACCOUNTS UNDER MY NAME!!! THIS ALL IN THE PAST FOUR DAYS. WELCOME TO KANYE WEST WORLD! .... IT'S NOT OFFICIAL. I JUST GAVE THE PERFORMANCE OF MY LIFETIME FOR OUR NEW PRESIDENT ... THEN I FLEW TO PARIS AND THEY DEBUTED MY NEW SHOES THAT I DESIGNED WITH LOUIE VUITTON WHICH WAS A DREAM COME TRUE. PLEASE I BEG YOU, GIVE ME A BREAK!!!!! PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LET ME BE GREAT!!! WHO HAVE I HURT SO BAD THAT THEY WANT TO DESTROY ME? WHO HAVE I EVER SPOKE ABOUT SO NEGATIVELY? I JUST WAS SPEAKING WITH OUR NEW PRESIDENT TWO DAYS AGO... AND NOW THIS.... SIDEBAR... NEVER TAKE A PICTURE FROM MY OBAMA PERFORMANCE AND PUT IT NEXT TO A BS QUOTE LIKE THAT! THAT'S IN POOR TASTE! THAT UNDERMINES WHAT MY CONTRIBUTION TO THAT EVENT WAS AND SLAPS EVERYBODY WHO FELT UPLIFTED BY THAT PERFORMANCE IN THE FACE! A PICTURE SAYS A THOUSAND WORDS... LOOK HOW FRESH MY SUIT IS... NUFF SAID!
Just to be clear, Kanye is not doing bisexual porn! I think he is making a big mistake. His fan base would grow if he did porn. The gay chubby chasing bears would join Team Kanye ASAP! Oh yeah, I forgot. Kanye doesn't want any more fans. Well he is doing a good job if his goal is to cut down on the Kanye West Fan population.
That's what sources tell E! Online. The soon to be 15-year-old starlet is allegedly in talks to take on a role in the Twilight sequel, New Moon.
"There were no auditions," a source reveals. "They just offered it to her outright, and now they're in negotiations. They've been going back and forth."
Dakota is up for the role of Jane. In the books Jane is part of the Volturi which is a group of the deadliest vampires in the world. Jane is the fiercest of them all. I think Dakota would be perfect, and I have a feeling that her teenage fans agree with me.
According to Star Magazine, ABC is in talks to get Kevin Federline to join the cast of Dancing with the Stars Season Eight. Britney Spears' infamous baby-daddy is allegedly giving it a serious thought. The new season starts in March.
God I wish this were true. I'd put that shit on season pass on my TiVo just to see K-Fed work off all that chub. The former back up dancer has notoriously been getting pudgy. Plus he is setting a bad example for his boys. Jayden and Sean need to know they can't live off of mommy's money forever.
I was just saying a couple weeks ago that Kelly Osbourne was looking good. Ever since then it seems like everything has gone down hill. She was recently arrested for slapping a bitch. Now Sharon Osbourne has confirmed to Radar Online that Kelly is back in rehab.
"Yeah, Kelly's in rehab. What else can we say? She knew that it was the right thing to do at this point and we're proud that she did it. The family is all standing behind her. Kelly knew that she needed help and she's getting it."
Sharon didn't want to reveal the location of the rehab facility where Kelly will be for at at least the next 30 days, except to say that it was outside the L.A. area. Nor did she want to discuss what she's getting help for. "Kelly will tell you herself when she gets out," Sharon promised. "We just pray that everything's going to be okay."
Sharon said that Kelly had been working steadily with her, dad Ozzy Osbourne and brother Jack on Fox TV's new Osbournes Relodaded variety show prior to her entering rehab. "She been working right up until she went in."
Her voice choking with emotion, Sharon ended by saying, "This is one of the absolute worst things that a parent can face, for their child to go through rehab. And not once, but twice. "However, we are all very glad Kelly's doing it."
It's so disappointing, but it's good that she's getting help. Kelly struggled with a painkiller addiction back in 2004 when she checked in to rehab. A little over a year after that Kelly checked into another drug treatment center after she relapsed. We can only speculate that this is the case again.
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"I'm not very talented at all, and I'm sure that people are just about to figure that out."
You're talented at talking shiz! Which makes me aspire to be like you. I'm a blogger, I try.
On a serious note, Lily's a great lyricist with a good voice to match. And she's a trainwreck, she has a lot of material to pull from. Lily's untalented ass will be around for years to come, I hope. She just has to keep talking shit and it may work.
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