January 2009 News Archive (Page 13)

Paris Hilton attended the grand opening of new Hollywood's MyHouse where she was spotted with SF Giants' baseball star, Barry Zito. This has self-destruct written all over it!

Paris, I should just change her name to the jump-off, and Barry were "drinking, hugging, whispering, laughing and holding hands." After their initial romantical PDA, Paris then danced on tables and Barry Zito himself!

Paris looked "really happy" according to a clubgoer. She also chatted with Kim Kardashian for a bit at another table but she pretty much never left Barry's side for too long the entire night.

This story comes from People, so I kinda believe it. On a positive note, Paris may keep sleeping around until she's too old to reproduce. She claims she wants to have babies, like, this year but she jumps from cock to cock and I want her to keep doing that until she's too old to conceive; we will all be better off as a society if Paris doesn't breed more Parises.

"Although [Bravo] approached me, and I was flattered by the offer, I will not be joining the 'Real Housewives' cast."

I'm not too bummed for two reasons: this rumor came out yesterday, therefore, I didn't have much time to get excited about it and 2) you know the tranny would not appear on reality TV. She'd have to hire wardrobe designers to find clothes that hide her penis well and she could only be filmed from certain angles. Usher's husband thinks it's just too much work, and it probably would be.

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On again.

Pink and ex Carey Hart displayed some more PDA while jogging in Los Angeles Wednesday. The couple were spotted arm-in-arm. Hart also playfully pretended to push Pink into traffic (ah, love). Their reunion comes two weeks after they kissed on New Year's Eve and spent the whole weekend together.

Since divorcing in February 2008 after about two years of marriage, they have remained on very friendly terms.

I love these two together and I wouldn't be surprised if they make it. But should they ever wed again?! I wouldn't know what to do if I were Pink or Carey. So confusing, but good luck, y'all.

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Kelis, 29, and her husband, rapper Nas, 35, are expecting their first child together.

"It's all they are talking about. She is carrying hip-hop royalty! They are so excited."

The couple tied the knot in a small ceremony in Atlanta in January 2005.

Kelis is already baby bumpin' even though she's currently in her first trimester. Congrats!

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Kendra Wilkinson, the hooker I find beyond irritating, is betraying Hugh Hefner by selling her story in the new issue of Us Weekly. Kendra says, "I had to have sex every now and then, so I had to kind of sneak it." Kendra says she would leave the mansion to make fuck but that Bridget remained faithful to her suga papa.

"I was like ‘How the hell can you do that?' I had to have [sex] so I could feel my age, like a healthy human being."

Kendra also says that her relationship with Hef was somewhat estranged, "Besides the nights we went out, I only saw Hef, like, once a day walking through the halls to his office �" there were never solo dates … The most we kind of say to each other is, ‘I love you,' ‘Love you too,' ‘I hope you have a good day,' ‘Did you have a good day?'"

Kendra also confessed that Hef was "controlling" by keeping tabs on his hoes. Me thinks he was smart because he knows how skanky his bitches are! Whenever Kendra or Hef's other bitches left the mansion, staff would write down the time that they left and returned in a book and give that to Hugh who would review it every mornin'.

What I personally feel is the toughest restriction of all is that the girls had to spend their holidays at the Mansion!

Oh, and they were also paid $1,000/week for an allowance. Additionally, the girls were only allowed to collect appearance fees, that's it. Kendra is all mighty now, claiming,

Hef was kind of like my best friend, but a sugar daddy at the same time … Hef made me feel beautiful. Now I'm totally against [Hefner's] way of life, with three girlfriends and all of that."

My local news covered this story last night. They also said that Kendra is having second thoughts about getting married at the mansion and that she wants her brother to walk her down the aisle.

Well, there's no need for having second thoughts, Hugh probably hates Kendra now! Kendra was a professional whore and she knew what she was getting into - have sex with Hef, get fame out of it. Deal. Now she's hating on Hugh's current girls because she's getting hitched? Or maybe she feels dirty now, which is kind of sad.

Either way, this slut is a cheater and she's marrying a professional football player. At least they both will be cheating on each other, probably simultaneously, too. A couple that cheats together... brings home diseases together. All together now - Awwwwwww!

Each other out.

LiLo and SamRo were spotted heading to their car after having lunch in Beverly Hills yesterday, and by 'lunch' I mean multiple beverages and cigarettes. The mismatched couple is trying to make it work and we all know that it won't.

I'm so over Lindsay's faux lesbian ass and I'm only posting these pics because I blogged that they were over, cause they began making solo appearances and major media outlets were confirming the split.

It's not like this relationship has any chance of survival. I questioned SamRo's fate post Lindsay, but I'm beginning to question Lindsay's fate after Sam? At this rate the only way for Linds to stay famous is via a new rehab stint, reality show, or getting knocked up. I'd kill to see Linds do a reality show with her BFF Daddy Lohan. Highest ratings in reality TV history and future!

Jennifer Hudson, the beautiful American Idol alum with the gorgeous voice, is set to blow this Feb.1 in Tampa, Florida as she belts out the national anthem at the Super Bowl.

The NFL has confirmed her performance yesterday. It will be the first time she hits the stage since her mother, brother and 7-year-old nephew were brutally murdered last fall.

On Feb. 6, five days later, JHud will perform at a Grammys' MusiCares event at the Los Angeles Convention Center. Jennifer is also up for four Grammys.

Reading about this story made me feel so warm and fuzzy, and I know I'm not alone. I'm so happy that Jennifer has been given space to grieve. It seems like the media has really allowed her to have her moments. She's done everything right, taking time off and getting back into the game when she's ready. I can not wait for her Super Bowl performance. I'll probably be screaming my lungs out cheering at the TV as if she can hear me.

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Fergie wore a gorgeous Dolce & Gabbana dress, Jimmy Choo shoes and a big smile on her face for her wedding to her boyfriend of five years, Josh Duhamel.

Although Fergie is posing like Kim Kardashian, with the head over the shoulder look-at-my-ass pose, she really was the cutest. After Fergie tied the knot the first thing she told attendees was "I'm married, bitches!"

Everyone then started cheering and screaming and it was "like being at a rock concert."

The Jan 10. nuptials were held at a private 8,000-square-foot Church Estate Vineyard in Malibu, California. Josh told Fergie to "keep it together, you big baby!" when she was tearing up as she walked down the aisle.

From methhead to marrying someone prettier than her, Fergie has come a long way. Congrats!!

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Ricardo Montalban, the velvet voiced Mexican born actor who greeted the plane as Mr. Roarke on Fantasy Island, died in his Beverly Hills home Wednesday. He was 88.

His son-in-law Gilbert Smith tells PEOPLE that Montalban had been in declining health for months and died from "complications of advancing age."

"He was in peace," said Smith, who said that the actor was surrounded by his children and grandchildren. "He will be missed," added Smith.

Born in Mexico City and partially educated in the U.S., Montalban began his career in the early '40s playing bit parts on Broadway and lead roles in films from his native country. In 1947, MGM brought him to Hollywood to be a romantic lead.

While he enjoyed a long career in film, he became an icon both as the white-suited Roarke, the star of the high rated ABC drama, and as Kahn, Captain Kirk's nemesis in the 1982 film Star Trek: The Wrath of Kahn. Younger audiences know him as Grandpa Cortez in the Spy Kids films.

Montalban was proceeded in death by one year by his wife of 63 years, Gorgiana Young, the younger sister of his frequent co-star Loretta Young.

"[She is] the only love of my life," the actor said in 2004.

He is survived by four children and six grandchildren.

Casey Johnson gets mangled and set on fire by her ex Courtenay Semel - B!
Kate Winslet has biscuit boobies that Oprah LOVES - CNW
Tyra Banks has a case of Fug Mug - CS
High school boys are dumb and hilarious - OMG
Amy WInehouse is creature of mystery - AB
Slash loves pachyderms - RR
Word of the day: Bowling Balls: WIMB
Kelly Rutherford wants the Birkin in the divorce - GB
Kevin Bacon talks about being robbed blind - CK
The Real Housewives OC is now worth watching - IBBB