January 2009 News Archive (Page 3)

Ashlee Simpson's blog post in defense of Jessica Simpson,

I am completely disgusted by the headlines concerning my sister's weight. A week after the inauguration and with such a feeling of hope in the air for our country, I find it completely embarrassing and belittling to all women to read about a woman's weight or figure as a headline on Fox News.

All women come in different shapes, sizes, and forms and just because you're a celebrity, there shouldn't be a different standard.

Is this something you would say to your wife, daughter, mother, grandmother, or even a friend? I seriously doubt it. How can we expect teenage girls to love and respect themselves in an environment where we criticize a size 2 figure?

Now can we focus on the things that really matter.

Open letter to Ashlee Simpson,

Ashlee, you were headline news when you had your lip synch faux pas on SNL! We've been talking about Barack Obama for the past two years, we're not going to stop covering celeb gossip just because he's in office. And the world won't become this magical place where no one criticizes another just because he's Mr. President. As you said, it's a week after the inauguration, it's time to make fun of Jess!

Weight standards for women in general are stricter than those for men, and female celebrities are no stranger to this form of scrutiny. This is something that you're very familiar with - that's why you chopped off your nose, get weaves and dye your hair red all in a quest to look hot.

Who the eff is a size 2 - cause it ain't Jessica! When defending a woman's figure, why complain about her being a size that she may have been in the past but isn't in the present? Why does Jessica even have to be a size 2 for you to make a point that we shouldn't be discussing her weight gain? Even if she really were a size 0 right now, the camera doesn't lie and the bitch don't look good! Right now she's a size Got Back Fat, Gut and Big Arms.

Just be grateful that you were able to ride her coattails and become famous. In other words, you should be flattered that anyone's talking about Jessica or yo ass.

I still love ya!

Firecracker

Here's overweight comedic actor Jonah Hill at a Lakers game. I knew he was tryna lose some weight, being pictured going to and from LA gyms, but he still looks big to me. I wanna play with some of his double chins.

After seeing promise and thanking God for Lindsay's freedom from SaMANtha's bondage, I see now, that since SaMANtha has once again, weaseled her way back into Lindsay"s life, things have taken a dark turn.

I am torn to see that SaMANtha has once again manipulated Lindsay into leaving her little sister in LA, only to join SaMANtha on another DJ gig in Boston.

Was this again, a means for SaMANtha to earn more money through Lindsay"s presence? Did SaMANtha's fee drop so much and so quickly when word got out that they parted ways? Are we so blind? Is Lindsay so blind? I'm not going to sit back and let it slide.

I am asking everyone out their to intervene in every way possible to help Lindsay, and quite possibly, save her life. Help this wonderful, good hearted and gifted young lady to see what SaMANtha is doing to her and how she is destroying her life.

Help her to see that ever since SaMANtha came into her life, nothing good has come of it. As a matter of fact, Lindsay hasn't used her gifts like she did before meeting SaMANtha. Just LOOK! The proof is there! These aren't just words, but FACTS! PLEASE HELP!

Remember I blamed Lindsay Lohan's weight loss on Samantha and said, "I blame Samantha Ronson, just call me Michael Lohan"?! Who knew I could see into the future and shiz?

SaMANtha is more of a man than he will ever be! Michael Lohan is a fucking child, running to his computer to type away hoping that we'll believe SamRo is the problem. How the fuck does a man in his 40s behave like this? WHY does this happen and how can we prevent it? I'm not just talking about his psychosis, I'm also talking about his fashion choices.

Michael Lohan's blog

After baring her ass in The Breakup and having racy pics taken of her like the one above, not to mention her nekkidness in GQ magazine, Jennifer Aniston has turned down an offer to pose in the buff for Playboy magazine.

Jennifer Aniston has turned down a $4 million offer to pose naked for Playboy.

Magazine boss Hugh Hefner reportedly approached the former Friends star after her recent photo shoot for GQ, in which she posed nude except for an appropriately placed necktie. Sources claim the 40-year-old star isn't interested in showing off any more of her body, and turned down the offer.

You know she wanted to take it. Jen doesn't have issues with baring it all, she just doesn't wanna lose the respect of her fellow actors and fans. Too bad there's not much of that stuff left since she began dating John Player.

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Ashton Kutcher & Demi Moore on Twitter - B!
Paris thinks the Prime Minister of Britain is from Hell's Kitchen - CNW
Word of the Day: Disgrace - WIMB
Lucite Heels and Segways! Guess Who?  It's not Raven - CS
Olivia Newton John's long lost lover is alive - CK
Everyone wants a piece of Beck's ass - AB
Diccups? - OMG
A galang galang painting of M.I.A - RR
Jon Bon Jovi gets sued - SP
Another Osmond on DWTS - GB
Jennifer Aniston's Playboy offer - AG

Jake Gyllenhaal was spotted at a L.A. Courthouse fulfilling his civic duty as a prospective juror in a misdemeanor battery case.

While in the courtroom, Gyllenhaal was allowed to go through the juror questioning process known as voire dire in a private room.

Sources say that Jake was told to remove his baseball cap inside the courtroom. He was excused for the day but not from the case. He will have to return tomorrow to find out if he was selected. I think I know a certain someone who will be skulking around the courthouse tomorrow.

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Jason Bourne has beef with fellow spy James Bond. Matt Damon had some choice words to say about the Bond Franchise to the Miami Herald.

"They could never make a James Bond movie like any of the Bourne films," Damon says scornfully. "Because Bond is an imperialist, misogynist sociopath who goes around bedding women and swilling martinis and killing people. He's repulsive."

Wait wait wait, is he joking? I don't think he is because when I get bitchy and serious I use as many 30+ point Scrabble words as possible. I wonder what has Matt's jock in a bunch?

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I am a Kelly Clarkson fan! And no, it wasn't me who emailed Firecracker last week. That being said, I  have to say that my Kelly Clarkson fandom lapsed when she released My December. I just felt that it sucked.

Speaking of suck, Kelly's new single My Life Would Suck Without You is going to be #1 this week on Billboards Hot 100. Its well deserved. I know I have been rocking out to that song a lot lately.

Her new single, "My Life Would Suck Without You," is set to rocket 97-1 after selling 280,000 digital downloads in its first week of availability. The song is also faring well at radio, jumping 58-38 on the Hot 100 Airplay chart and 27-18 on the Mainstream Top 40 list.

Not only is she #1, but she is also setting records. The jump from #97 last week to #1 this week is the largest jump on Billboards Hot 100. That ought to make her happy!

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Yes, that's Paris Hilton and she is hitting on a 15-year-old boy. If it were anyone else I would just think "Oh she's just trying to be cute," but because it's Paris rubbing up on and smooching on a underage boy I automatically assume she wants to take him to the nearest stall and give him a hand job. SHE IS A GIVER.

The boy is George Sampson who won 2008's Britain's Got Talent by dancing. Paris probably heard his English accent and figured it's not statutory if he's from another country. Well that's not the case, honey. Maybe if he was French.

I do have to admit, I kinda like her dress. I've been in to Watchmen lately and I'm kinda digging the smiley face getup. Paris also ran into Lady Gaga who was DJing the party.