Kanye West is acting the fool in this new video and that's why I love him! He's good times. You go to a party with this idiot and the insults and puns and jokes probably roll out nonstop. I heart you, baby, even though that mullet makes me want to vomit.
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I was happy to watch the SAG Awards last night because I was robbed from the Golden Globes and a few NFL games whilst in Florida. Whilst. Heh. So I was happy to watch the SAGs. I was also very impressed with the woman that I thought was Alec Baldwin's girlfriend - a gorgeous, dark-haired chick with light eyes and some sexiness.
Late last night I found out that Alec didn't attend the award show with his girlfriend, but that he attended with his 13-year-old daughter, Ireland Baldwin.
She is stunning! Ireland can thank the gods above for mixing her mama and papa's genes just right, although she does look like a dark-haired Kim Basinger.
Remember when everyone was all pointing fingers at Alec after his vicious voicemail to Ireland was leaked to TMZ? He wasn't exactly being a gentleman, but I know a lot of folks who were throwing stones probably leave similar voicemails like that every day. He then became suicidal because of the leak. Obviously they've made up and Ireland is no Angelina Jolie, who doesn't speak to her father, thank god! I hope to see more of Ireland in the future, she's gorgeous.
You know I love me some Simpson sisters, but Jessica looks like she's put on Ashlee's pregnancy weight for her. After delivering a baby boy, Ashlee looks way hotter. Before delivering a baby boy, Ashlee looked way hotter. Plus she's the younger, happily married one.
Jessica is pictured over the weekend at a country music concert in Pembroke Pines, Florida, looking somewhat plus-sized from the waist up.
This just makes me sad.
Uh, I don't think he was being friendly, and if he was, he probably at least got a hand job outta his offer.
Okay, so some ho I've never heard of, Alesha Dixon, 30, who looks SO much like Ciara I first thought it was her, was recently voted as the woman with the best legs in Britain. She is also the Strictly Come Dancing winner.
While Chris Martin's wifey Gwyneth Paltrow is out peddling her new fitness DVD and chain of gyms, Chris performed at the NRJ music awards last week where he met up with Alesha and offered to take her home!
‘We didn't know Chris and Alesha were friends but they were getting along famously, so much so that Chris offered her a ride home on his private jet.'
There have been rumors that Gwen and Chris are on the rocks. This definitely doesn't help! Sexing on a plane is the ultimate betrayal. High altitude fucks are unacceptable and just way too sneaky.
Requests for Aretha Franklin's inauguration hat have been a comin' and a comin'. Aretha Franklin designed the hat herself, picking out the hat and bow separately and telling the 36-year-old designer Mr. Song to put 'em together.
Aretha has been a regular for 20 years of mom and pop shop Mr. Song Millinery in Detroit, and the soul queen has given sales a big boost.
Song said he wasn't prepared for the hundreds of calls requesting the hat with a Swarovski rhinestone-bordered bow. We even have a lot of men calling to get it for their wives, mothers and grandmothers," Song said.
The hat worn by the "Queen of Soul" was hand-molded and would cost upward of $500 _ if it were for sale, the 36-year-old designer said. Customers instead were offered a satin ribbon version for $179.
"They want the same hat, but they understand it's for the ‘Queen' only," he said.
Here's Mr. Song Millinery's website. I really wanna have a striptease and give some head while wearing Aretha's hat. I'll do it, all, and I'll blog about it! Heh.
Gisele Bündchen says she and Tom Brady aren't engaged.
"I don't know how people are so creative. First [TMZ] said he proposed to me in a plane. Imagine, it was Dec. 24, Christmas, we were flying to Boston, then there was some champagne and we celebrated the date.
"Ready? Someone deduced I was getting engaged! I received more than 100 e-mails from friends commenting about the proposal. Now there's a new rumor [in People magazine], that he proposed to me on last Friday [sic]. I wasn't even there, how can that be true?"
She also denied the People report that they plan to wed in Costa Rica.
"This talk of Costa Rica must be for the fact I have a house there," she said.
This is a nightmare for staff at People magazine. Forget TMZ, they're allowed to be inaccurate at times but People is supposed to hold higher standards. And how annoying! You're trying to have a beautiful fuckship with yo man and website after website announces that you're tying the knot. No wonder there's couples like Beyonce and Jay-Z out there that deny everything. I don't blame 'em.
Three weeks after taking an island vacay, Prince Harry and Chelsy Davy have split. This is their third break-up!
"It's for good this time. Both think it's for the best. There's no hard feelings. They split about 10 days ago. It wasn't over other girls or infidelity."
According to Britain's Daily Mail, she was no longer willing to "put up with his lifestyle" and "time spent apart." The British heir, 24, began training last week to become an Army Air Corps helicopter pilot; Davy, 23, is a post-graduate student at Leeds University.
When two people in their teens begin dating and it actually lasts for years, I am amazed. Then throw in the fact that you're an heir to the throne and you house one of the most precious jewels between your legs, I really don't know how it lasts.
I am impressed with both of them and I wish them each all the best. If you don't have stars in your eyes shortly after a sexy vacation, then it's seriously time to end things. They did the right thing.
America Ferrera, why does it look like she has a baby bump?
Rosario Dawson, I think color works on her more than a pale silver.
Anne Hathaway lookin' good.
Angelina Jolie wearing my dining room table cloth while looking tortured.
Jenna Fischer of The Office.
Marcia Cross
Marissa Tomei lookin' cutesy.
Nicolette Sheridan, the tranny mermaid.
Emily Blunt looking fabulous, and she has a great ass too!
Eva Longwhoria wearing the right color.
Taraji Henson pretty in white
Tina Fey should be in a gown, but I'll forgive her, she wanted to flaunt her legs while she's still got it. I ain't mad atcha.
Complete list of nominees and winners
Sadly Brazilian amputee model, Miss World finalist Mariana Bridi da Costa, age 20, dies of rare infection
Molly Ringwald is knocked up with twins
CSI's Gerald McColluch attacked on subway
Extortion a-holes trying to get cash outta John Travolta's son's death are in custody
Patrick Swayze is working on his memoir
Judge rules in Gosisp Girl Kelly Rutherford's favor, she can take her son to NYC
Watch Fergie's honeymoon video
Sienna Miller on Broadway - B!
Lily Allen Isn't The Only One Hooking Up With Twins - CNW
Shia Takes Douche Bag To A New Level - CS
Hannah Montana's Brother Is In His 30s - OMG
RDJ On His Oscar Nom - AB
David Bowie Has A Twitter - RR
Word Of The Day: Dickhead - WIMB
Wentworth Miller Looks Like A Dork - GB
Deep Thoughts by Katherine Heigl - CK
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