January 2009 News Archive (Page 8)

"I'm not very talented at all, and I'm sure that people are just about to figure that out."

You're talented at talking shiz! Which makes me aspire to be like you. I'm a blogger, I try.

On a serious note, Lily's a great lyricist with a good voice to match. And she's a trainwreck, she has a lot of material to pull from. Lily's untalented ass will be around for years to come, I hope. She just has to keep talking shit and it may work.

First up is Rachel McAdams. After her four year on-and-off-again relationship with Ryan Gosling, she's finally moving on to Josh Lucas.

The two attended the Purple Ball last Tuesday where they had some PDA.

"They were so lovey-dovey, nibbling on each other's necks, gazing into each other's eyes and doing a lot of flirty touching."

And Renee Zellweger has moved on to MSNBC reporter Dan Abrams.

The two were seen having dinner together in NYC. This is the first cock Renee has been rumored to be riding since her annulment with Kenny Chesney three years ago. Can you believe that was three years ago?

Good luck, kids!

We all saw this coming.

Hart has now moved into the singer's Malibu, Calif., home, according to Us Weekly.

"Pink is head over heels for Carey and wants to try it again, but she is proceeding cautiously … it never really ended. They just took a break on the marriage because they couldn't make it work never seeing each other. She never gave up hope that it would work."

How to Have a Successful Break-up 101: Don't text, call, go jogging with or suck face at parties with your ex. If you do, don't act surprised when y'all move on from the break-up fuckship to the full-on 'let's try this out again and start over!' relationship.

Folk should learn how to break-up properly. Life without your +1 hurts, but the distance also provides space for self-refection, growth and pin-pointing your mistakes and discovering ways to prevent them in the future. Without space, the same issues that caused conflict the first time around reappear and thrive, only with more tension and less resolve.

Pink and Carey? I kind of think they're destiny. Good luck!

Victoria Beckham has earned her third Vogue cover in a year!

All of Victoria's pictures are stunning. I could practically climax to this shit... hmmm, fantasies of clothes and heels I won't make enough money in my lifetime to afford. OH! YES! Baby!

Us Weekly has published a brutal article claiming that Jennifer is the bat shit psycho girlfriend men have nightmares about. It claims that Jen dumped her fiance and that she be crazy.

Apparently JLH would call Ross McCall several times during the day when he couldn't accompany her on the set of Ghost Whisperer and demand that he tell her he missed her. And couldn't wait to be with her. "I want to hear you say you love me".

On the rare occasion when he'd beg her to stop smothering him, she'd freak out and wail â€" something about trust issues lingering from her parents' divorce.

Then there's the whole weight issue. You'll recall she was photographed on the beach looking like a normal sized person last year but was ridiculed in the tabloids. At the time, she claimed she was proud of her body, but then went on to lose 20 pounds anyway.

Jen also pulls a Blake Lively!

Supposedly the costume department on her show is on high alert all the time for when her clothes don't fit. She keeps insisting she's a 2 when in reality she's closer to a 6. And when she tries on a 2 that is too tight, she demands that another 2 or a 4 be found in its place.

Us also claims that John Mayer didn't write "Wonderland" about her bod. Great way to kick her in the fivehead when she's down! I so want the bitch to retaliate, too. Some shiz about how she really is a size 2 and how she's empowering women by letting the world know that she's a single size 2 woman!... Yeah, that would work. But how embarrassing is this story?! Who's gonna wanna date Jen now?!

source

Benjamin Button dominates with a total of 13 nominations including Best Picture, Best Actor, Supporting Actress, Director and Screenplay. Slumdog Millionaire follows with 10. Snubs include Leonardo DiCaprio for Revolutionary Road, Clint Eastwood for Gran Torino, Cate Blanchett for Benjamin Button and Best Picture for Dark Knight.

Best Picture

• The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
• Frost/Nixon
• Milk
• The Reader
• Slumdog Millionaire

Best Actor

• Richard Jenkins, The Visitor
• Frank Langella, Frost/Nixon
• Sean Penn, Milk
• Brad Pitt, The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
• Mickey Rourke, The Wrestler

Best Actress

• Anne Hathaway, Rachel Getting Married
• Angelina Jolie, Changeling
• Melissa Leo, Frozen River
• Meryl Streep, Doubt
• Kate Winslet, The Reader

Best Supporting Actor

• Josh Brolin, Milk
• Robert Downey Jr., Tropic Thunder
• Philip Seymour Hoffman, Doubt
• Heath Ledger, The Dark Knight
• Michael Shannon, Revolutionary Road

Best Supporting Actress

• Amy Adams, Doubt
• Penelope Cruz, Vicky Cristina Barcelona
• Viola Davis, Doubt
• Taraji Henson, The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
• Marissa Tomei, The Wrestler

Best Director

• Danny Boyle, Slumdog Millionaire
• David Fincher, The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
• Ron Howard, Frost/Nixon
• Stephen Daldry, The Reader
• Gus Van Sant, Milk

Best Original Screenplay

• Frozen River
• Milk
• In Bruges
• Happy-Go-Lucky
• Wall*E

Continue Reading...

Caroline Kennedy has withdrawn her name from consideration to take over Hillary Clinton's vacant Senate seat in New York, the daughter of the 35th President of the United States announced early Thursday.

On Wednesday, Kennedy, 51, telephoned the state's Gov. David A. Paterson, whose decision it is to choose Clinton's replacement, and apparently expressed her concern for her uncle, Senator Edward M. Kennedy, according to The New York Times.

In a brief statement released by her spokesperson, Caroline Kennedy said only, "I informed Governor Paterson today that for personal reasons I am withdrawing my name from consideration for the United States Senate."

The elder Kennedy, 76, suffered a seizure Tuesday during President Obama's inaugural lunch and is being treated for a malignant brain tumor first diagnosed in May. He was released from the hospital on Wednesday.

Paterson is expected to announce his decision regarding the Senate seat on Saturday, according to The Times. Clinton resigned from the Senate late Wednesday, immediately after she was sworn in as secretary of state.

source

Katy Perry tells TV Guide that she's only kissing her cat.

"I've actually taken a vow of celibacy this year. No kissing anyone. Just my cat, Kitty Purry."

I dunno what this bitch has to do in order to make me like her, even a lil bit.

My hatred began with her annoying, gets-stuck-in-your-head song, then it continued when I found out she wrote it about ScarJo, someone she never met nor kissed, and my hatred just grows deeper like everyday.

The only thing that can cure it is when her 15 minutes implode. It'll happen, but I'm impatient. I want it to happen yesterday. If Katy were Ashlee Simpson, a chick I like, I'd think her quote above was cute, a lil funny even. But coming from an attention whore, it's contrived and stupid and something she will probably write another fucking song about. "I kissed a cat and I liked it!" Then the cat scratched your throat out, bitch. I'm bad! I know, just saying.

It's good to know that George Clooney's ego is just the right size. I was beginning to think he thought he was too good to return to the show that made him a household name, but he's not!

ER co-creator John Wells has ordered a closed set to keep Clooney's appearance under wraps. It's not known how many episodes will feature Clooney as the show films its final season. Neither NBC nor Warner Bros. reps would comment, nor did Clooney's publicist.

Clooney's Dr. Doug Ross was last seen on ER in a 2000 cameo walk-through in a remote lake scene with Ross's ex-Juliana Marguilies. Clooney is the most famous ER alum and Wells has always wanted him to return for the show's last season.

People

Disgusting!!! - CNW
Paris Hilton's new sex tape - CS
Locker room sex - OMG
Denise Richards has a lot of nerve - AB
He looks like an overweight gopher now - CK
Marissa Miller flaunts her assets - RR
Agreed! Kristen Stewart is effing sexy - ND
Jamie Foxx says he wears fake diamonds - SP
No Doubt's new summer tour - B!
Marcia Cross' husband is battling cancer - GB
The City recap - IBBB
Paris Hilton dumps her BFF Brittany - WIMB
Barack Obama the musical "Obama on my Mind" will debut in London - PL