January 2009 News Archive (Page 9)

Thank you to all who've entered! I'm usually too lazy to do contest giveaway reposts, but I luv the L Word so much that I'll make an exception.

This is exciting! The final season, and possibly the best season, of the L Word premiered on Sunday at 9 p.m. on Showtime!

To get you all caught up, we're giving away season 5 of the L Word, which is filled with all the drama that the show is known for. You can also watch the first episode of L Word season 5 along with episodes and clips from Showtime original series, movies and sports at joinshowtime.com. The season 5 DVD is filled with,

More romance, consequences, and excitement await your favorite characters in the fifth season of Showtime's "The L Word."

You know it!

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How long you've been watching the L Word?

Who's your favorite character and why?

Contest ends Monday 1/26th. Winners will be contacted via email, PLEASE include your address so your DVD can be sent promptly.

Good luck!

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Editor's Note: Strangest Google searches that led people to this site are in italics, words in plain text = my commentary.

1. putting a spear in someones ass - Sounds like a lot of work, but just a natural progression from putting a spear into wild animals during hunts.
2. girls waxing their face - Ouch!
3. she is not wearing a bra - How would you know that if you weren't staring at her chichis?
4. booty rack
5. "without any panties" - I feel feminine.
6. what does the saying "he has his irish up" mean? - It means Ted Kennedy's jovial mood returned after he was taken to the hospital.
7. arm pit pictures - They totally get me off too.
8. bioncyee - song at last - WOW! Is that really how you think Beyonce's name is spelt?! What kind of huge ass rock have you been hiding under for the past 10 years?
9. looking for fat single ladies
10. wtf was up with the hat aretha franklin was wearing - It was fierce and I wanna wear it sometime while I'm giving a blowjob.

I disagree fervently with the people on our side of the aisle who have caved and who say, 'Well, I hope he succeeds. We've got to give him a chance.' Why? ... I'll send you a response, but I don't need 400 words, I need four: I hope he fails.'

I'm actually glad that Rush said this. He's just inspiring Barack to do a great job! Nothing is more motivating than proving your haters wrong. Gobama!

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Denzel Washington was so serious about attending Barack Obama's inauguration that he arrived three hours early! He was also reportedly the perfect gentlemen to attendees nearby, making small talk and posing for pics.

Too cute.

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According to Reuters, Paris Hilton is a greedy ass bitch! Well, that's not exactly what they said, but you know her infected vadge is a taker!

At Sundance, you know there's lots of events with free swag. Turns out the skank got her greasy hands on the free gifts and she took not one, not 10, but 30 SWAG BAGS!

Zooey Deschanel and Michael Cera took nothing.

If I were a celebrity, I would wanna walk away with 50 bags, but I have self-respect and wouldn't want people to report it. More than 29 bags is a bit much, IMO.

Megan Fox looked naturally stunning at a Vancouver airport.

Rihanna at last year's Teen Choice Awards

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Verne Troyer's answers both made me feel badly about calling him a midget, but not badly enough to stop me from calling him a midet now and in the future; and then he grosses me out by saying he can please women. No thanks, bro! Anyway, here goes it:

HOW HE DEALS WITH BEING A LITTLE GUY:

I don't have a problem with being called a dwarf or a little person, because that is what I am. But I will never get used to anybody calling me a midget. To me it's as bad and offensive as calling a black person a n****r. Sadly I have to deal with small-minded people calling me midget almost every day of my lifeâ€"and it never gets easier.

ON HIS BIGGEST PET PEEVE:

The thing I hate more than anything, though, is when people pick me up and handle me like I am a child. I am a grown man for God's sake, and men and women alike think it is just the cutest thing to tote me around, almost like they are carrying their pet dog under their arm. You would think that people would think before they start handling adults but they don't.

ON HOW HE REMAINS POSITIVE:

I'm not ashamed to say I have been so down at times I have cried and felt sorry for myself. But I have to grin and bear it because I won't be getting any taller any time soon. I remember all the good things in my life and, apart from acting, that is beautiful women and lots of them.

ON HIS LOVE FOR THE PLAYBOY MANSION:

I LOVE the mansion and have had some of the best nights of my life behind its walls. Every man dreams of getting an invite just so he can go to the grotto. I've been so many times and it never loses its appealâ€"but why would it? It's full of gorgeous naked women!

TMI ABOUT HIS FULFILLED FANTASY AT THE MANSION:

I had the best night of my life and lived out most men's fantasies. I didn't just pleasure one Playboy Bunny, I pleasured three. And it doesn't get much better than that. I watched while they touched each other, then me and my friend joined in.

WHY HE IS A PROFESSIONAL WHEN IT COMES TO SEXY TIME:

There is nothing worse for a girl than being with a boy who doesn't know what he is doing in the bedroom. But I know exactly how to make a woman feel like a woman. I know the spot, and I've got plenty of inches where it matters. I know what women want and it's me.

Verne is currently locked up in the "celebrity" Big Brother house in the UK and is favored to win.

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Michelle Obama had a fashion miss and a fashion semi-hit at Barack Obama's inauguration events. First up is Michelle Obama's lime green colored, thick dress and senior citizen coat at the inauguration swearing-in ceremony.

The color is absolutely beautiful on Michelle and her gloves matched perfectly, but the dress does nothing for her figure and the broach puts the final touch on her grandmama, matron-like wardrobe. Not a good look. Jill Biden on the other hand was fierce!

Next, Michelle wore ruffled toilet paper and cotton balls in her one-strap white dress for the inaugural ball. I feel like she's too petite from the waist up to really pull off an over the shoulder, thick strapped dress. The cotton balls did nothing for me, and my friend said she looks like a cake. I agree! Except I don't wanna eat her.

Anyway, two snaps to Michelle Obama for putting 26-year-old inaugural ball dress designer Jason Wu on the map!!! And two more snaps for dressing her daughters in J. Crew coats.

I'm pretty excited to observe Michelle's first lady fashions. She's gonna change things up much more than Hillary "pant suit" Clinton ever would. Jill Biden's gonna be gorgeous too. It's gonna be fun, all!

Okay, I think I'm done with the Obama posts for the day. I hope.

Barack Obama and Michelle Obama have so much obvious sexual chemistry it kills me! They are so adorable together. Barack just adores her. I'll make sure to bookmark this entry in my archives so it can be ready to go when the Barack cheating scandal breaks.

Beyonce looked elegant for the occasion, luvs that she got choked up at the end. She did a good job.