Up To Speed: what happened over the weekend

Has been Lisa Loeb got married
Papa Spears gets restraining orders out against Britney's ex-bf Adnan and her psycho former bos man Sam Lutfi
Wife killer Drew Peterson and his 23-year-old fiance Christina Raines have broken up!!!! :)
Madonna wins custody battle to move sons to New York City
Taken is the #1 movie but Mall Cop keeps makin' it rain on dem hoes, earning the #2 spot with $14 million.
The gopher toof whore Kendra Wilkinson is gonna get her own reality show and inevitable divorce