Top 10 Strangest Google Searches of the Day

Editor's Note: Strangest Google searches that led people to this site are in italics, words in plain text = my commentary.

1. let me see your tits - But you didn't say please, a-hole! And I don't like the colors of your beads.
2. for announcing that she's a cheating whore
3. hairpulling bitches - Ooohh! These skanks are the worst kinda ho, but still better than the weave yanking bitches or the wig-pulling sluts.
4. cop who murder his last two wives - Drew Peterson. Scott Peterson murdered his preggers wife Lacey. What's with the name Peterson?
5. recommended beverages while pregnant - Alcoholic beverages, muthafucka?! Or non-alcoholic?
6. "she is never satisfied" - You two just may not be sexually compatible. Or she has a side dish.
7. no ass bitches
8. "how reverend simmons felt about kanye talking about his daughters - I dunno what Kanye said? I need to do my homework.
9. kelly clarkson become fat - Let the Texas native bitch keep it country and eat her fried chicken, dumplings and cakes. At least she doesn't claim to be a "Size 2!!!"
10. playingwithnipples - Am I missing something here? Nipples are not toys, nor are they satellites that you can pinch and squeeze until you're able to pick up HBO and Showtime channels and get free WiFi. Don't play with 'em, treat em like a real man or lesbian should.

*** No Personal/Sidenote story today. I already know what I wanted to write about, just didn't have the time.

xoxo

Gossip Girl