Top 10 Strangest Google Searches of the Day

Editor's Note: Strangest Google searches that led people to this site are in italics, words in plain text = my commentary.

1. i married a slut - "We want pre-nup, we want pre-nup! YEAH!"
2. how to get long legs like miley - Stretch for a few hours a day, everyday.
3. he wears bikini panties
4. what kind of extensions does lindsay lohan use - Ones you probably can't afford on a regular basis.
5. straight & tranny - Tameka Foster, Pete Wentz, Nicolette Sheridan, Kim from the Housewives of Atlanta and Megan Fox!
6. jerk off to jessica biel's ass - Only if JT's riding it.
7. blah blah blah hannah montana/miley cyrus la la la la la!!!! - I feel the same way. I try to drown her untalented ass out but I gotta mention her on POTP at times.
8. gorgeous nude couples
9. diva lessons - Christian Bale teaches the best course.
10. man humping lady with his penus - Luv it! I can't wait to start incorporating "penus," "pennis" and "bubes" into my POTP posts.

***  Getting my hair did right now, got a laptop in my lap. Now if that isn't the best excuse for not writing a personal/sidenote story today than I dunno what is. <3