Jennifer Aniston Gets Inseminated
Jennifer Aniston's next movie is called The Baster and it will costar Jason Bateman:
Bateman and Aniston will play best friends Wally and Kassie. When Wally learns that Kassie plans to become pregnant through artificial insemination, he replaces the donor's semen with his own and must live with the secret that he is the father of her child.
Wait, this is a romantic comedy? It sounds more like an episode of Maury to me. I think Jen is trying to be funny by picking this role. I mean she's getting old and has no children and the tabloids are always claiming she is pregnant, but this time I think the joke is going to be on her. This movie sounds tragic rather than funny.
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February 6th, 2009 5:37 PM
ST,
You obviously have never read my writing because Jester was the funny one this week while I was an annoying bitch. Try to leave a comment like that again on here and your ass will be banned. You can put a ring on that, bitch!
February 6th, 2009 4:28 PM
What the hell kind of plot is that for a movie?? Are they running out of story ideas in Hollywood or something? Geezus. It does sound like a Maury episode, and I expect him to make a cameo role to administer a blood test at some point during the movie!
February 6th, 2009 4:10 PM
"She's getting old and has no children and the tabloids are always claiming she is pregnant"?? What enlightened commentary. I can guarantee the movie will give me more laughs in two seconds than your writing ever will.
February 6th, 2009 3:34 PM
Wow. Can you imagine a little Aniston-Mayer? Creepy.
February 6th, 2009 3:02 PM
This sounds terrifying... this has to be a joke right?