I'm sorry, but is Kelly Clarkson actually a midget and we just don't know it? Why the fuck do her arms look so short and obese?! She could easily flap her wings and fly back to Texas for more soul food whenever she wants to. Does she already do this on a frequent basis?
Here's Miss Piggy at Clive Davis' pre-Grammy party. I like the purse, hair and dress, but why does my girl Jessica Simpson catch so much heat when she's much lighter than this bitch who just seems to keep gaining and/or hasn't lost a pound in years? As Miley Cyrus would say, is it because Britney Spears is doing well now? Heh.
B*tch needs some sleeves.
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February 9th, 2009 12:42 PM
I hate to admit it, but you are SO RIGHT! She could have at least put on a cape or a sweater or something. Maybe a jacket. Something to cover up those arms. I love Kelly, and if she wants to be chubs that is cool with me, but she needs to learn how to dress herself.
February 9th, 2009 3:36 PM
I think know one says anything about Clarkson b/c she was always thick. She's never been marketed as rail thin, like Jessica or Eva, so when they gain weight it makes a big splash.
February 9th, 2009 3:37 PM
It's obvious Kelly doesn't give a shiznit about her looks...her hair is what bothers me the most.
February 9th, 2009 3:49 PM
Veronica,
Well I'm tryna pick up the slack for the other people who don't note that Kelly looks like shit.
April 14th, 2009 5:19 PM
I love her thickness, she is so hot, i hate Hollywood obsession with skinny, assless women that looks so ugly. She is just curvy with a beautifull butt, i love curvy women.