Top 10 Strangest Google Searches of the Day

Editor's Note: Strangest Google searches that led people to this site are in italics, words in plain text = my commentary.

1. amy winehouse pees standing - I knew it!
2. manipulating her boobs
3. midget tranny prostitute magazine - But what's it called?! I want a subscription.
4. had to poop so bad - While having sex? No worries. Some dudes are into that.
5. heaven slut - I'd like to think all sluts get to heaven. They have done a lot of community service work after all.
6. sweaty lesbians
7. how to dress like lady gaga for prom - Wear a body suit, nylons, bright makeup and heels, hairspray your hair, go to a stylist. Good luck.
8. age limit for male waxing
9. how long before miley cyrus gets knocked up - I dunno, Billy Ray Cyrus. Relax. She'd probably have an abortion.
10. abnormaly small dicks - Anything under six inches. Ha.