Aubrey O'Day graces the March cover of Playboy magazine and I guess you can say the art directors went a lil Photoshop and airbrush crazy on her skank ass. Her dress, skin and shoes are all a very similar color and all that horse weave would so get in the way when you tried to fuck her. She looks like she's holding in a fart and about to give a fingersnap so you can hurry up and hand her a dildo before she'll bend over. Not so hot.

If Aubrey wasn't giving so much of a "You're supposed to think I'm friggin' hot right now, dammit. I'm hot!" pose maybe this could have worked. Anywho, I love this skank! She gives the best interviews ever.

Excerpts:

"In this society we're all taught to cover ourselves and our thoughts up. Nudity is a beautiful thing."

"I've done it in cabs, clubs, everywhere," she reveals about her sex life.

"I want to be that girl who gives a guy the best sex he has ever had, the sex he'll never be able to get out of his head."

The star also talks to Playboy about her friendship with porn star Jenna Jameson and her feud with Sean " Diddy" Combs. "I was the only one who ever stood up to him," she bragged about arguing with the Making the Band producer over what she considered to be poor management.

"The best stuff about me you have yet to find out, I'm more of a catch than anybody realizes."

I wanna be her friend! Audrey's like a proud promiscuous Gay BFF and I just can't get enough of those.

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