Jessica Simpson Wears all Black, Looks Effing Hot While Doing So
Jessica Simpson is not fat! She is fucking hawt! Why am I pulling a Kanye! The excessive use of exclamation points is ineffective! Alright, I'll stop.
One of my favorite Simpson sisters read the 44th annual Country Music Award nominations the other day and she looked beautiful. Just look at her tits! And she covers up her arms! Oh shit, the exclamation points are back! This bitch ain't no fat ass Kelly Clarkson. Two Kelly disses in one day, I feel good about myself.
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February 12th, 2009 4:30 PM
Am I fair commentary? I love this ho. I support her in all she does.
February 12th, 2009 4:13 PM
I hate this dumb broad, but I still think she looks just as amazing as she ever did. The whole 'controversy' about her weight gain is bullshit, the same that you see on most entertainment shows desperate to get viewers.
It's like the commercials on FOX for TMZ. The only thing you can trust is that they will be totally exaggerated, not fair commentary.
That's why I get all my gossip on POTP, Bitches. ;)
February 12th, 2009 3:42 PM
This is the best I've seen Jessica look in a long time. 'Sultry' screams into the screen for me, and I haven't thought that since she was in the Dukes of Hazzard!
And two Kelly Clarkson disses in one day? Firecracker, Firecracker. You should be ashamed of yourself, go to your room! :)
February 12th, 2009 2:44 PM
I always use exclamation marks! I can't help it. It is just the way I talk normally! I am so loud if you ever heard me so when I type I just put them in as a way of expressing my loud abnoxious ass!! I think she looks AWESOME!! GOOD FOR HER!!
February 12th, 2009 2:40 PM
I heart your exclamation marks!!!
Also, agreed distracting people with her cleavage is a great idea!