Chris Brown Attempts To Salvage Career, Issues Statement

 

Cue the violins.

"Words cannot begin to express how sorry and saddened I am over what transpired. I am seeking the counseling of my pastor, my mother and other loved ones and I am committed, with God's help, to emerging a better person.

Chris Brown abs and pecs

Much of what has been speculated or reported on blogs and/or reported in the media is wrong. While I would like to be able to talk about this more, until the legal issues are resolved, this is all I can say except that I have not written any messages or made any posts to Facebook, on blogs or any place else. Those posts or writings under my name are frauds."

Notice how Rihanna's name is strategically omitted in Chris' apology?

If you're so sorry than

Say my name, Say my name

Since all the world's eyes are on you,

baby, say that you're a dumb fool

if you ain't runnin' game

Say my name, Say my name

Why you be actin' innocent,

when the cops already took they pics

Why won't you say my name?

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4 Comments

  1. Craigmackk

    It made me LOL. Writing lyrics is one thing I never knew about ya, and you gots some major lyrical talent! :)

  2. Firecracker

    Thanks, Mr. Mackk.

    I actually used to write lyrics years ago. Not like my lyrics in the post were anything good, but they were fun to come up with and post. ;)

  3. Craigmackk

    LMAO. Nice lyrics, FC! :)

    But Chris Brown's statement just reeks of desperation and is a last-ditch effort to revive his already-faltering career, as far as I'm concerned. People have either pre-judged already and/or don't like domestic abusers, so I don't think his statement will do JACK to convince peeps of anything otherwise anymore.

  4. Amy Grindhouse

    His statement is FAIL... will you be submitting it to FailBlog or shall I?

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