Salma Hayek used her magical humanitarian boobs, good looks and Kate Hudson-esque power pussy to lock down some beautiful, dirty, dirty rich cock! Salma and her baby daddy Francois-Henri Pinault, a French businessman worth an estimated $16.9 billion, have tied the knot!
Hayek, 42, and Pinault, 46, were married on Saturday �" St. Valentine's Day �" in the City Hall of the Sixth Arrondissement in central Paris. Mayor Jean-Pierre Lecoq subsequently confirmed the report to the French news agency.
Unlike all these other gold digging skanks, Salma doesn't even have to have any more kids. Even with an iron-tight pre-nup, bitch would still walk away with more than we will probably make in our entire lifetimes combined if they ever split. We need more recession proof penises in this country! Dammit.
Congrats! I'm so happy for her, dude whose name I can't pronounce, and their beautiful baby daughter, Valentina.
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February 17th, 2009 12:45 PM
I need to learn how to create the power-pussy these women are able to generate. Don't get me wrong, mine is fine, but it's kind of a moderately active pussy, which tends to make it's way into loose laziness from time to time.
More or less, I have the ability to snatch a man with a slightly-higher then minimum wage job, and possibly herpes from his cheating ex. I should work to increase my power, and become like Salma.
Is anyone else a little disappointed, though? While it was always unrealistic, I have always hoped that she would suddenly run away with Penelope Cruz.
February 17th, 2009 1:06 PM
Penelope Cruz? Yes, that would be hawt and sexy.
First step to getting a power pussy? Kegel Exercises.
February 17th, 2009 1:33 PM
Well done her, and she kept it classy by not being a fame-whore and courting the press.
February 17th, 2009 5:08 PM
Congrats to Salma! But is her new husband really 46 and not 66-years old, cause he looks geriatric in that pic. And is he really James Caan? Lingering questions from me. Haha.