Dancing With The Stars Season 8 Couple Pics

 

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Season 8 of Dancing With The Stars is going to be so trashy. I can already tell by the pics. Scratch that. The cast selection alone indicates the trashiness of this season.

Derek Hough looks scared of Lil Kim in his picture. He is gonna have to be a lion tamer! Maksim looks like he caught a whiff of Denise Richards' dirty cooch in their picture. I don't think he will be lifting that leg up again. When I looked at Belinda Carlisle's picture I was confused. It looked like Shanna Moekler! Belinda has too much work done. Shes beginning to look like a cat. Steve-O looks so uncomfortable, and I am uncomfortable seeing how uncomfortable he is.

My prediction is that he will be the first one out. Everyone else looks really good. My pick for the win is Shawn Johnson. She's a cute young Olympian that is light on her feet. She is Dancing With The Stars gold.

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6 Comments

  1. Craigmackk

    I just may be one of the few straight dudes who watches "Dancing" from time to time. I gots versatile viewing habits like that. Haha.

    Agreed that Woz has a large following, and many of his fans will probably be breaking out the iPhones feverishly out of their pocket protectors to vote for their guy. Good point, Jester, and he'll probably last longer than he should - and possibly a wild card for the trophy.

    And WTH is Steve-O doing on this program? With his rep, he'll probably rig the Dancing set with M-80s or douse himself with gasoline in front of a national audience by season's end. Strange, yet unpredictable choice as a contestant.

    And Cloris is Cloris, so she's pretty much a caricature of herself period. :)

  2. Jester

    Craigmackk: I considered that but The Woz has a huge female nerd following as well as a huge bear following. Who watches Dancing with the Stars? The ladies and the gays... he's gonna be this seasons Cloris. It is my guess that he will hang around for a while.

  3. Craigmackk

    Don't forget about the Apple gazillionaire, Jester. My money would be placed on him to be the first eliminated on the show this coming season.

  4. Firecracker

    I LOVE these pictures. :)

    Shawn Johnson is a sweetheart, it would be great if she wins. LUV her outfit in the top picture. That innocent lil girl is gonna be sexy! Watch out now.

  5. Amy Grindhouse

    ... oh, poop, I meant Jester :)

    Thanks!

  6. Amy Grindhouse

    Thank you, thank you, thank you for posting these pics... it always helps me to have visual aids when I am mocking these losers :)

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