Homeless Man Shoves Nicky Hilton to The Ground
Nicky Hilton was an alleged battery victim yesterday and the suspect was arrested.
It happened at 5:00 AM outside the IHOP in West Hollywood.
Law enforcement sources tell us a male transient pushed her to the ground. Nicky got up and promptly made a citizen's arrest. Someone called the cops and the suspect was arrested.
He probably thought her bony ass was Paris and he was just tryna to do what everyone would want him to. Who says transients can't make positive contributions to society?
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February 23rd, 2009 9:10 PM
God lives through the homeless. Eff yeah!
February 23rd, 2009 7:08 PM
'Battery' my ass. You ever been in the city? Bitch is lucky he didn't take a dump in her purse, beat her over the head with a pipe, and ejaculated over her comatose body.
A little push, and suddenly she is a 'battery victim'...
February 23rd, 2009 4:23 PM
Serves her right.. though the hobo could have done us a favour and gone and found Paris and pushed her instead?