Kids, Don't Try This at Home

Joel Madden announced that Nicole Richie is pregnant again. The announcement blog post is titled "Better than winning an OSCAR!," as if he's already won an Academy Award or either of them were in the running:

What's better than winning an Oscar? I am so happy to tell everyone that Harlow is going to be a big sister! God has truly blessed my family. Hope your all feeling as good as i am right now.........

What's better than winning an Oscar? Not having two kids out of wedlock. I'm traditional in my view that women shouldn't be popping out child after child, especially with the same dude, without making it official.

The "role models" of today are so dookey! Chris Brown anyone? Seriously, to the Nadya Sulemans out there - celebrities have more money than you'll ever have in your lifetime and they can afford nannies and housekeepers and furniture and vacations and everything that you can't. Shit, if Nicole and Joel split, both of 'em can buy a new replacement in less than a week.

Congrats to these two twats! I hope their new baby isn't fug.