Nadya Suleman The Porn Star?

 

I feel very obligated to report this story that I was avoiding. Here goes it,

Major porn distributor Vivid Entertainment has just fired off a letter to Nadya Suleman, offering her 1 million bucks to star in a skin flick of her own.

Nadya Suleman photo

Vivid is willing to go one step further, by telling us they'll give her family full medical and dental insurance if she becomes a "contract girl"... meaning she'll have to do multiple videos.

So, should I start a porn company, guys?! All I have to do is make a bunch of ridiculous offers, get those mentioned on TMZ - and my local news station that just reported it - and get lots of free publicity for POTP.

I would love to watch a Nadya porn, but I know she could never get me off. What's taking Playboy so long?! Hugh should be all over her stretch mark ass so he can make a profit. The mag isn't doing too well, but I can guarantee lots of fetish perverts may be interested in seeing her low rent Angelina Jolie self all sprawled out like an eagle.

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4 Comments

  1. Sica

    She will have to get plastic surgery on her stomach before she would ever do that. I saw an episode of Jon and Kate Plus 8 where Kate showed what her stomach looked like after delivering her sextuplets. Let me tell you, not pretty.

    Unless that's what people are into nowadays?

  2. S-DAWG

    OMFG! Like AG said, there are lots of fetish pervs out there who are gonna eat this shit up. If this bitch has any sort of brain, she'll do the "contract girl" gig and hold out for more money - aka a cut on the royalties.

  3. Craigmackk

    Oh, HELL NO!!!! I heard about this story early this morning and it almost caused me to regurgitate my food from hours earlier. To the powers that be, please don't make this happen!!!

  4. Amy Grindhouse

    She's desperate, she'll soooo take the money and run. How else will she pay for that big ass mansion of hers?

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