Holly Madison and Criss Angel Break Up, Will Remain Friends
Neither Holly nor Criss said that they'll remain friends, so I took it upon my self to issue that contrived, mandatory PR-friendly statement.
I didn't see this relationship going anywhere. Criss is some 41-year-old, can you believe he's 41, player, magician douche and Holly is looking for a longtime commitment, marriage, a white picket fence and three future porn star kids in the next few years. He's not the right man for the job and I'm sorry that she was completely unaware of that. They've only be dating since October!
Girls Next Door star Holly Madison and magician Criss Angel have called it quits.
"She's still heartbroken and regretful about how things went down with Hef. Then she ran into the arms of Criss Angel. But then it's like, 'This is not everything I thought it would be.'"
The two seemed to be in high spirits around the holidays, celebrating their joint birthdays at Las Vegas' LAX Nightclub on Dec. 19. "I made Criss a paper ring, but he won't wear it. When he starts wearing his paper ring, I will be the one to propose."
Added Angel, "You know, what Holly and I have is really something that money can't buy. She is enough for me."
They also met each other's parents around the holidays.
Holly will find someone new, fo cheesy, but she needs to find a man who won't cut her heart in half and disappear like a magician will. Pun intended. Heh. My puns suck. :)
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March 3rd, 2009 10:04 AM
If they broke up, why are they still #1 on each other's MySpace page?
I agree with Old Tricks, probably put out there to boost ticket sales.
'Cause Holly LOVED Criss (after 2 months), how come she looks so smug & happy in LA? 'Cause she knows this isn't really true.
Criss' stage persona is all about illusion, in REAL life he needs to find someone REAL, not a plastic blowup doll
March 3rd, 2009 9:58 AM
This could just be a RUMOR perpetuated by the Players themselves, to get ticket sales up (since everyone in the audience is SICK of hearing Criss mention her 1,000 times in HIS show, they probably all bought tickets to Cher instead) - OR Holly is using the OLDEST TRICK in the book, if CA isn't "committing" enough for her, she leaves, he pines & misses her, she moves back in TOTALLY ON HER TERMS THIS TIME (her plan in the FIRST place) - he loses big time, but she wins everything she wanted $$$$$$$$
February 26th, 2009 10:09 PM
Criss seems like one of those geezers we all come across in bars or clubs who does everything in his power to acclimate to the respective clientele and enironment. Dude is OLD!
And this breakup doesn't surprise me, either. Two playas can't co-exist, and Criss and Holly are essentially male/female versions of each other.
February 26th, 2009 2:41 PM
Weren't they getting married or something?Ugh. I wish these people would keep their fauxmances to themselves.