I Would File For Divorce
"Dexter" actress Jennifer Carpenter and her soaking armpits posed with husband Michael C. Hall at a photocall for the new season of Dexter in Madrid, Spain.
Any man who does not notice that his wife is leaking right before his very eyes is obviously too into himself. Definitely not your better half at all. Then again, Jennifer should have realized that her sweater has its own built in sauna and changed clothes. It's a miracle her face isn't moist too.
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March 2nd, 2009 12:14 AM
I can smell the BO from here. They've got loot, why doesn't she get the botox shots for her armpits?
February 28th, 2009 3:08 PM
I don't watch Dexter, maybe I should start? And I didn't know sweaty pits are a fetish. Some things I will just never understand.
February 28th, 2009 1:13 PM
I love Dexter with a passion, and love this couple. For all we know, maybe he likes a little pit soakin' in his women...it is a fetish, you know.
Oh, and Vic, stop your fucking spamming, it is getting old.
February 28th, 2009 12:40 AM
Perhaps you all should grow a brain.
February 27th, 2009 5:33 PM
She'll be the perfect "before" in Degree deodorant commercials in the future.
February 27th, 2009 5:09 PM
O weird. I didn't know they were married. They're siblings in the show. CREEPY!
February 27th, 2009 5:09 PM
Ew. Such. Sweaty. Pits!!!