Joaquin Phoenix's crazy was no match for the wit of David Letterman. Joaquin appeared on Dave's show last night acting like an irritated homeless crack addict but Dave handled his one-word answers brilliantly.
Joaquin, we're all guessing that you're joking and this entire rap album shit is a hoax. It must be, but you still suck for pulling this shit.
Aubrey O'Day graces the March cover of Playboy magazine and I guess you can say the art directors went a lil Photoshop and airbrush crazy on her skank ass. Her dress, skin and shoes are all a very similar color and all that horse weave would so get in the way when you tried to fuck her. She looks like she's holding in a fart and about to give a fingersnap so you can hurry up and hand her a dildo before she'll bend over. Not so hot.
If Aubrey wasn't giving so much of a "You're supposed to think I'm friggin' hot right now, dammit. I'm hot!" pose maybe this could have worked. Anywho, I love this skank! She gives the best interviews ever.
Excerpts:
"In this society we're all taught to cover ourselves and our thoughts up. Nudity is a beautiful thing."
"I've done it in cabs, clubs, everywhere," she reveals about her sex life.
"I want to be that girl who gives a guy the best sex he has ever had, the sex he'll never be able to get out of his head."
The star also talks to Playboy about her friendship with porn star Jenna Jameson and her feud with Sean " Diddy" Combs. "I was the only one who ever stood up to him," she bragged about arguing with the Making the Band producer over what she considered to be poor management.
"The best stuff about me you have yet to find out, I'm more of a catch than anybody realizes."
I wanna be her friend! Audrey's like a proud promiscuous Gay BFF and I just can't get enough of those.
Basically, Jester is right, Terrence Howard says really dumb shit! However, Terrence realizes this, so he's apologizing for his verbal diarrhea.
Terrence Howard wants to take back what he said about Chris Brown and Rihanna. When asked by paparazzi last night if he had any comment on the Chris Brown incident with Rihanna, the actor said,
"It's just life, man. Chris is a great guy. He'll be all right. And Rihanna knows he loves her. She'll be all right. Just everybody's got to get out of their way."
But now, Howard is insisting he didn't know about the allegations made against Brown when he made his remarks.
"When they asked me about Chris Brown the other day, I was in no way aware of what he had been accused of. Had I known, I would have never had said something so insensitive."
T.I. is also trying to backtrack.
Rapper T.I. issued a statement yesterday regretting comments he made the night before on Last Call With Carson Daly. T.I. said he "made a mistake of commenting before understanding the situation."
Nadya Suleman, the unemployed octuplet mother, flaunted her stretch marks and baby mountain just eight days before giving birth to eight children. I think she should actually be bigger than this? Then again most of her kids were 1 - 3 pounds, not very big. Who leaked this pic? It must have been Nadya herself. Even though she's carrying eight kiddos, her face and arms still remain thinner than Miss Piggy Clarkson's. She doesn't look bad.
Prince Harry has been ordered by his army bosses to enroll in equality and diversity lessons.The sessions are the disciplinary actions assigned after the third in line to the crown was caught on video referring to a fellow solder as a "Paki."
The news also comes a day after it was reported that Harry, 24, told a comedian, "You don't sound like a black chap."
On Thursday, comic Stephen K. Amos, the target of Harry's "black chap" remark at Prince Charles's 60th birthday party in November, said there were no hard feelings towards Harry and he (Amos) had not taken offense.
"As a comedian it is my job to find the funny. I was honored to be asked to perform at the 60th birthday comedy event for Prince Charles," said Amos. "I do not believe Prince Harry was racist to me."
He added, "I am more than happy to contribute to the debate surrounding race relations, but I will not allow comments taken out of context to obscure the real issues."
The army course in diversity will take place soon.
Alright alright alright, before I can get offended, I had to find out what "chap" means exactly. According to the Urban Dictionary, it can mean a lot of things. I don't think Prince Harry was being racist, he thought he was giving a compliment. His ass deserves some diversity training though. This is good.
MTV's True Life is casting for new season - B!
Salma Hayek breastfeeds starving child on tape - CNW
Best In Show goes to the Sussex Spaniel - OMG
Kim Kardashian to release a workout DVD - WIMB
DJ Khaled isn't dead y'all - CS
Mandy Moore is engaged to Ryan Adam, wait I thought they were dunzo? - CK
Screenshot of the new Tarantino flick. I AM SO EXCITED! - AB
New Ting Tings music video is rad - RR
Ugly Betty is not canceled; renewed for fourth season - SN
Sharon Osbourne has everything done except for her lips and eyes - GB
Christin Bale Delays Batman Sequel - AG
Eric Dane is trying to get his wife pregnant - SP
Heidi Montag is NSFL - IBBB
Most of the things Terrence Howard says are incoherrent and devoid of thought. He's a brilliant actor, but he is also a moron. Regarding the attack of Rihanna by Chris Brown, Terrence had this to say:
"Chris is a great guy. He'll be all right. And Rihanna knows he loves her."
Yes, he is such a great guy, and he loves her SO MUCH that he gave her "horrific" injuries including bite marks and bruises. Not to mention he strangled her till she passed out, and then left. Wowza! In Terrence Howard land love is rough.
I really didn't want to talk about the octuplet mommy again today, but I find this so ridiculous that I had to share it. Mother of 14, Nadya Suleman has launched a website to raise money. Its not even tucked in the corner of the site. There is a huge ass DONATE button front and center. Nadya admits to being $50,000 in debt and on government assistance. Basically, we are already donating to that stingy psycho-skank with our taxes. I am not including the link to the site. I do not condone throwing money away. Giving money to this woman will encourage her to have another litter of babies. Seriously, this should be considered criminal. Take the kids away and lock her ass up. Better yet, just lock up her reproductive organs.
Can you beleive that this woman has had three kids? Of course if Kate Winslet saw these pics she would be screaming in her English accent about how they use Photoshop, and how it's not real. Blah blah blah. Honey, that's real. Heidi Klum is a f*cking goddess.
Kanye West isn't the only rapper upset about Rihanna being attacked. Sources for the NY Post say that Jay-Z is "enraged."
"He hit the roof," a source close to him told Us Weekly. "Chris is a walking dead man. He messed with the wrong crew."
Wait, what does that mean? Is Jay-Z going to have him killed or something? I refuse to believe that. You can't solve violence with violence.
In 2007 while "Umbrella" was burning up the charts, Rihanna told People Magazine that Jay-Z was extremely protective of her.
"I just found out from a mutual friend that guys will talk to Jay first before they try to approach me," Rihanna told People magazine. "He's very protective. Jay has my best interests in mind.
"If it's a good guy, I know Jay won't shut him down. But if he's not, Jay will be, like, 'No, no, no.' "
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