February 2009 News Archive (Page 14)

It looks campy! I love campy Britney. I'm a little excited to see this now.

Even though the new cover of Life & Style magazine claims that she is, Nadya Suleman denies the claim that she is obsessed with Angeline Jolie. Many people are think that the mother of octuplets and six other children is trying to act and look like Angelina. In an interview with Dateline Nadya addresses this:

"I have never even thought of Angelina Jolie except the last time I saw a movie," Nadya retorted. "I think that was like years ago. This is so far away from the place I'm in right now to think of any celebrity."

The mother of fourteen also denies claims that she had plastic surgery or lip injections. Personally I think it doesn't matter. She will never be like Angelina. The actress may have a hoard of kids, but she also has the means to take care of them. Nadya can't support her children. She has no job. She has no home. She's so selfish. Uh, it makes me so angry.

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OK! Magazine claims they know the details of the events leading up to Chris Brown attacking Rihanna. According to OK! the couple were fighting all weekend. When they arrived in LA on Thursday they fought over which kind car to drive to the Grammy rehearsals.

Chris wanted to take a sports car but Rihanna wanted a larger one so she could bring friends. Eventually Chris won, and they took his Lamborghini. Couples are so dumb. I wondered if they ever considered driving separately.

Friday night the couple went to the Verizon & BlackBerry Storm Grammy party at Boulevard 3. While Rihanna performed, Chris Brown talked to Paris Hilton.

"He and Paris went outside together," a witness tells OK!. Back inside, they got closer. "Paris was all over him," the partygoer says. "Rihanna caught wind of it and spent the rest of the night glued to him."

Tension was reaching it's breaking point Saturday night. The couple attended Clive Davis' party separately.

Arriving solo, a stern Chris dismissed the press and made his way to the ballroom. Shortly afterward, Rihanna arrived and forced a smile for photographers before leaving for the red carpet. Suddenly Chris reappeared as if he was going to meet Rihanna but she was gone. "It was," says the source, "an awkward moment."

They managed to make it through the party without having a fight, but events took a violent turn around 12:20 am when Rihanna found an ex-girlfriend's number in Chris' phone. We all know what happened next.

So Paris Hilton was only a small part in this attack, and it's not really her fault. Rihanna was clearly insecure in her relationship with Chris Brown. Though she may have been jealous and angry, the only one to blame  is Chris Brown.

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Michelle Obama is on the cover of the March issue of Vogue. She was photographed by my favorite photographer of all time Anni Leibovitz. It may have to do with the fact that she's a lesbian, and she mostly photographs celebrities, and she works a lot for magazines, but lets not over analyze this.

Anyway, back to Michelle. I love her so much. I think I love her more than our current President. That being said, this whole Jackie-O-lookalike thing needs to stop. Even though the dress she's wearing on the cover is by Jason Wu (who did her inaugural gown) it still screams Jackie O. She needs to find her own aesthetic. Don't get me wrong. She looks amazing, but I think she needs to change things up.

Please work on that Michelle. I still love you.

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When will be rid of this douche? Heat Magazine claims that Adnan Ghalib, Britney Spears' ex-lover/paparazzo thinks that he is still dating the pop princess.

"I still love Britney. I'm her boyfriend," Adnan told a pal. "Britney has a beautiful soul. We share something really special. The truth about us will come out eventually, but it's not for me to talk about. I love her."

And we thought Britney was delusional. I'm sure we would have seen pics of Britney with Adnan if this were true. Daddy Spears may have her conservatorship, but she has her car back. If she really loved him, she would have found a way to see him.

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What did Paris Hilton have the nerve to ask Paul McCartney? - CNW
Listen to Barack Obama swearing on tape. He's no Christian Bale, he's sexier - OMG
More Chris Brown fallout - WIMB
Leonardio DiCaprio's girlfriend is sexy as hell - CS
M.I.A. had contractions at the Grammys! - CK
Blonde celebrity hoes trying to fake it - AB
I hope he wins - RR
Courtney Love's saggy tits - GB
Brazilians want Tom Cruise's trash - SN
New impersonations from Lily Allen - B!
Michael Lohan couldn't afford his blog's hosting fees - AG
Is Barack the first nerd president? - SP
Start hacking! The most common password revealed - IBBB
Grey's Anatomy star confirms that Katherine Heigl and T.R. Knight won't be back on Grey's next season - Defamer
Britney Spears has to spend $935/hour on two lawyers to defend herself against Sam Lutfi - TMZ

Editor's Note: Strangest Google searches that led people to this site are in italics, words in plain text = my commentary.

1. amy winehouse pees standing - I knew it!
2. manipulating her boobs
3. midget tranny prostitute magazine - But what's it called?! I want a subscription.
4. had to poop so bad - While having sex? No worries. Some dudes are into that.
5. heaven slut - I'd like to think all sluts get to heaven. They have done a lot of community service work after all.
6. sweaty lesbians
7. how to dress like lady gaga for prom - Wear a body suit, nylons, bright makeup and heels, hairspray your hair, go to a stylist. Good luck.
8. age limit for male waxing
9. how long before miley cyrus gets knocked up - I dunno, Billy Ray Cyrus. Relax. She'd probably have an abortion.
10. abnormaly small dicks - Anything under six inches. Ha.

"All I want to say is, it's so devastating. Just as a person, I don't care how famous she is or even if she just worked at McDonald's ... [abuse] should never happen. It should never come to that place."

Exactly!!!!!!

Wanna know what T.I. said when asked about Chris Brown while on the Carson Daly show?

"I spoke to him today. He's cool, you know. He's a little concerned about the situation, but he's still the same Chris. I told him, 'This too shall pass.' "

Team Kanye! Team Rihanna! Shut up T.I.!

The Richland County Sheriff's Department has been taking a lot of heat from people in this country and all over the world. They want to know why Sheriff Leon Lott is going after Michael Phelps. Many are saying the sheriff should concentrate on more serious crimes.

Now it appears the case has expanded beyond Phelps' activities. Lott says the picture indicated a law was being broken in his jurisdiction. He said he couldn't ignore the violation just because Phelps is rich and famous.

Since investigators began trying to build a case, they've made eight arrests: seven for drug possession and one for distribution. These are arrests that resulted as the sheriff's department served search warrants.

We've also learned that the department has located and confiscated that bong. Sources say the owner of the bong was trying to sell it on eBay for as much as $100,000.

The owner, who wasn't even at the party, is one of the eight now charged.

Phelps is not one of those charged at this point, but the sheriff's department has strong evidence that matches the photo to the house on Blossom Street.

I wanna move to Amsterdam.

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Well, Chace Crawford is 50% of the reason, the other half is Ed Westwick. Chace and Ed are pure sex. I wanna kidnap them both and perform all kinds of kinky dirty acts with 'em for days. At the same time. I'm greedy.

And gawd, I love his effing outfit. I wanna buy it for my imaginary boyfriend to wear on Valentine's Day.

Chace Crawford steps out in his best threads Monday while filming a scene for Gossip Girl on location at La Grenouille restaurant in New York City.