February 2009 News Archive (Page 15)

D-Lister and sextape star Ray J is photographed leaving a Grammys party with one-time flame Whitney Houston.

Sexy elf has been Nick Lachey and new American Idol judge Kara DioGuardi are recording a song together for Nick's upcoming album, Coming Up For Air.

The song is called "Temporary." A lil foreshadowing perhaps? Because it will probably temporarily hit airwaves before it even has a chance to hit the charts. Nick said,

"She and I wrote it together. Initially, just in the studio, we thought, 'All right, let's sing it together and then we'll maybe find someone else to be on it,' but she did such a great job on it.

"I'm very happy for her that she's getting this opportunity. Hopefully this song will be big for both of us."

I'm really glad Nick's gonna have a single with Kara! I can't wait for next season of American Idol when the mentally challenged contestants croak out Kara's song to her face and beg for admittance to the next round.

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Rihanna was planning on celebrating her 21st birthday on Feb. 20 with a big, splashy party in New York City.

Her music label has, understandably, canceled the pricey soiree, which it had been putting together for about a month. The bash for about 200 or so guests was to have had a carnival theme with various "sideshow" attractions.

Chris Brown has pulled out of his scheduled appearance Sunday at the 2009 NBA All-Star Game.

The 19-year-old had been tapped to introduce the players with Shaquille O'Neal before tip-off at Phoenix's US Airways Center an NBA spokeswoman confirmed.

The big-time basketball fan had also been planning to play Friday in the annual All-Star Celebrity Game, part of the weekend-long festivities.

As you know, Princess RiRi also had to cancel her Grammy performance because Chris hit her and bit her arms and fingers on Sunday morning.

Rihanna must be so humiliated, blaming herself for staying with an abusive boyfriend. Now the world is weighing in and she must feel so small. She's only 20 years old and her frightening incident is a life-changing experience. I hope she gets the counseling that she desperately needs after this. Her esteem must be pretty low right about now.

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Why else would Owen Wilson voluntarily go back to the same relationship that ended shortly before he attempted suicide and pushed him over the edge? Kate has a power pussy. Her vagina lips are ninja warriors and spell-binding wizards that will keep you cuming back time and time again, for years.

Owen and Kate have been on-again/ off-again since 2006.

A source confirmed the fuckship by saying, "They're back together." So few words and so doomed for failure.

Kate and Owen spent Sunday together at Owen's Malibu pad with her 5-year-old son Ryder.

Hudson, 29, and Wilson, 40, were most recently linked in Feb. 2008, where they appeared cozy at the Academy Awards last year. The two continued to hang out for several months �" even celebrating Hudson's birthday in Miami �" before breaking up again in May 2008.

People

Something I Want You To Know

I want to thank all of my fans for their support not only this week, but always! I really wanted to stress how sorry I am if the photo of me with my friends offended anyone. I have learned a valuable lesson from this and know that sometime my actions can be unintentionally hurtful. I know everything is a part of GODs ultimate plan, and mistakes happen so that eventually I will become the woman he aspires me to be. Peace and love, Miles.

Cute. Who wrote this? I love the little "GODs ultimate plan" typo to make it look authentic. Well-played.

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Nadya Suleman, the wannabe Angelina Jolie and single mother of octuplets via In vitro fertilization, sat down with Ann Curry of the Today Show to attempt to convey that she's just a woman who loves children. She forgot to mention that she's mentally unstable, irresponsible and selfish.

It has taken me a while to mention this whore because she upsets me deeply. I want her children to be taken away immediately. There is no way that she will be able to properly raise 14 kids. She's an unemployed single mother and a disgrace to every sterile woman and those who can't afford IVF or collagen lip injections.

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TMZ reports,

Police took pictures of Rihanna's injuries and they are "horrific."

The photos show major contusions on both sides of the singer's face -- there is serious swelling and bruising. Her lip is split and her nose bloody. We have now confirmed there are bite marks on one of her arms and on several fingers.

Rihanna claims Brown struck her with his fists and that's what did the damage. There was no object used in the alleged attack. Rihanna refused treatment at the scene, but before she left cops took photos. We're told the photos alone are "devastating proof of abuse."

And we've learned it was not Rihanna who called 911. Someone in the area heard her screams and called.

Radaronline has an eyewitness account from a patient at the hospital where Rihanna was treated.

"Rihanna was clearly very upset by what had happened and I could hear her screaming. Rihanna was trying to get her point across about something, she sounded like she was crying as she tried to get to put her point across."

"Her staff was also very shaken by what had happened. Later on I saw one of the assistants crying into the shoulder of the security guard. I left at 4pm, happy to get out of the place, something terrible had clearly happened to Rihanna."

I am so sad, I just want to cry.

Stay strong, Rihanna.

JUSTICE! Eddie Murphy has to pay Mel B $51K/ month in child support payments, dumb fuck - CNW
Get your chocolate covered bacon - OMG
Madonna's nasty photoshoot with her new boy toy Jesus Luz - WIMB
Celebrity Apprentice will actually be good this year? - CS
Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens hide - SN
If I kicked her in the face you wouldn't even be able to tell - CK
Urinal photoshoot - AB
He's just a constant accident waiting to happen - RR
Daniel Radcliffe thinks the US should change its legal drinking age - GB
Rich bitch gone broke ass - B!
Jenny Craig rejects Jessica SImpson - AG
Tiger Woods celebrates the birth of his son - SP
Olsen twin whores herself out on the street - IBBB
Wrigley's Gum suspends Chris Brown commercial - Extra
Kate Hudson and Owen Wilson are dating again, can't stay away from each other despite Owen's suicide attempt after his breakup with Hudson - PL

If you're going to whisper in front of someone, you might as well just spread your butt cheeks and fart in their face. You'd make a much better impression that way.

You know that you are being talked about and it's only natural to become offended over this non-discreet, cowardly F-U. If you weren't being discussed, than why the hell would someone feel the need to whisper to someone else in your presence?!

You can just tell when folks are whispering about something random or other people, or when you're the topic of their hush hush. Then the person who receives the whisper doesn't make any eye contact with you during or shortly after the whisper because he or she doesn't wanna be obvious. While they aim to be discreet, they may as well both just point their finger in your face and shove 'em up your nostrils because you know these bitches was talkin' mad shit!

What to do when someone whispers in front of you?

Poke the person whispering and ask 'em WTF they're saying? Lean in so you can hear? Storm out? Tell 'em you don't like it? Any method of action you take has no effect on what has and will take place when The Whisperer and The Whisperee are together; in fact, any obvious reaction just gives them new material.

I was the witness and subject of a Whisperer and Whisperee exchange a few days ago. But I let it go quickly because what was I to do? I already knew that The Whisperer was a lil upset with me and her little one-way conversation with The Whisperee only confirmed it. I made sure to be on my best behavior and I also gave The Etiquette Violators and their friends much to laugh about at the dinner table. After I was victimized by their quiet verbal assault, I vowed to myself never to whisper in front of others again because I believe in talking shit behind people's backs rather than farting in faces.

Yesterday I wanted to laugh and be appalled simultaneously, so I visited Britney Spears' ass-kissing site, BritneySpears.com. According to her PR-centric bloggers, Brit Brit "always" wears a blindfold while she performs Toxic. I love it! And I loved the picture so much that I had to post.