February 2009 News Archive (Page 19)

Miley Cyrus is a racist! That's right, you read correctly, she hates all Asian people and she sucks. Will Disney end her contract now and can she be banished to China where I can never hear of her or see her fugly face again, please? Notice how the Asian one is the only person who's not squinting or stretching out his eyes.

TMZ reports,

The OCA -- a group "dedicated to advancing the social, political and economic well-being of Asian Pacific Americans" says,

"The photograph of Miley Cyrus and other individuals slanting their eyes currently circulating the Internet is offensive to the Asian Pacific American community and sets a terrible example for her many young fans. This image falls within a long and unfortunate history of people mocking and denigrating individuals of Asian descent...

...Not only has Miley Cyrus and the other individuals in the photograph encouraged and legitimized the taunting and mocking of people of Asian descent, she has also insulted her many Asian Pacific American fans. The inclusion of an Asian Pacific American individual in the photo does not make it acceptable.

OCA hopes that Miley Cyrus will apologize to her fans and the APA community for this lapse in judgment and takes the opportunity to better understand why the gesture is offensive."

I bet I can find many recreations of this photo on MySpace right now. Miley's fans are impressionable idiots, just like she is. She needs to apologize, but I'm not sure for what, for making music? For having a TV show? For dating a gay model? Where should she begin, besides apologizing for this dumb photo. That shiz isn't even funny, Miley!

Britney Spears will have her babies on board! The pop star has finally gotten her way after rumors circulated that she threatened to cancel her upcoming tour if she was not allowed to bring her sons.

"Both Sean Preston and Jayden James will, in fact, be joining Britney throughout the duration of her tour," her official website states.

Spears was planning to cancel her upcoming Circus tour if her ex-husband Kevin Federline's lawyers continued to block an agreement that would allow her to take her sons on the road.

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I'm glad that the Today show did the work for me, cause I was wondering. Christian Bale dropped the F-bomb 36 times during his nearly 4-minute verbal assault. He is so charming!

I understand that Christian was mad that the director of photography dude effed up his scene, but he clearly was upset about other thangs and he took it out on him - someone who wasn't even biting back probably due to fear. If you're gonna go off like this on someone, obviously all is not well in your life. Clearly. This is one time when I can't sympathize with the antagonist because Christian really took things a bit too far, and then kept going.

Listen to Christian Bale's audio attack HERE

I saw the commercial for this yesterday, so I had to throw a post up. Denny's is giving a free Grand Slam out at all their restaurants today. Details:

Dine-in only. Offer limited to Tuesday, 2/3/09, 6 am to 2 pm in all Denny's restaurants in the United States*, Canada and Puerto Rico while supplies last.

*With exception of 350 Baker Blvd., Baker, CA, 740 S. Main St., Las Cruces, NM. and 1128 W Thirteenth St., Merced, CA.

One word I don't use often is "mortified," but that's exactly what I was last Saturday night. I wanted to see The Reader forever and I figured that Saturday night I would do just that. So I threw on some clothes, literally, and headed out the door for the theatre to meet up with friends. I wanted to exercise. I don't live far from the theatre, 20 mins away to be exact. But I also don't live far from my former university, either, 4 mins away to be exact.

So I go to the theater looking like shit, well, at least by my standards. I don't really wear makeup much anymore because this is my face, deal with it. I also don't dress like I'm hitting the runway in order to do the simplest of tasks. Living in soCal, this makes me a rebel. So anyway, I go to the theater, I'm running a little late so I had to do a lil hustling, which didn't exactly help me to look any hotter. I arrive. I'm in line with friends when I suddenly hear a very familiar voice behind me. It's my former teacher talking to some chick he's going on a date with at the movies. I'm completely mortified.

To understand why this was so irksome you must know the context. I had a crush on said teacher, which really isn't saying much, I have a crush on everyone. But he also threatened to expel me from school. Now I won't say why, I'll leave it open-ended because it sounds all scandalous and the possibilities are endless. It was a stressful time to say the least. I remember telling some friends, "All of this can be resolved with a blowjob!" How right I was! It was resolved! :) But, no, a BJ was not my saving grace. As I said, I'm not disclosing the details of what went down.

So, as you can imagine, he is one of the last people that I would like to run into while rockin' my getup which was nothing less than Absolute Trash Chic. I hear his very familiar voice, I've taken semester after semester with him, enrolling in his various classes. I slowly turn around, very slowly. It's him. Shit!

He's standing right behind me. I'm not so sure if he saw me when I turned around though. Being the rocket scientist genius person that I am, I move my friends and I over to the only other line, one on his left. I don't tell them what's going on. They don't need to know right now. "I'll tell you later." I knew they'd stare at him and be way obvious. I then try to hide. Like I said, I'm a genius. So I put my hoodie on in the warm soCal "winter" weather. I didn't put the hood on, though, but I toss my hair to the side, put my hoodie on over my clothes and purse and zip it up, hence making it impossible for me to retrieve my effing money, but I was desperately trying to hide. I begin sending text messages to myself while I feel his eyes on me the entire time. He's only standing in the line about 2 feet away from me, gazing at me and my Absolute Trash Chic texting ass. I look at him and he looks away before he starts staring at me again. So embarrassed.

Me and him made nice after his threats to get me removed from the campus weren't put into action. I respect him greatly and I'd love to run into him, but not while he's on a date with some broad! It was really a disgusting course of events and I dunno why the college kids and teachers all have to hang out in the same spots. Aaaahhhh.

This is the classiest way for Paris to let out the vadge fart that she's been holding in since she fucked her limo driver an hour ago, right after he stopped at an alley where she met her Valtrex dealer whom she fucks for meds. That queef killed off all roaches within a 1.2-mile radius.

Angelina Jolie comes off as being so self-righteous, I love it! Gimme more fivehead from this Abby chick. She's good!

Unbefuckinglivable! Eddie Murphy has never met his daughter Angel that he had with Mel B. Angel will be two years old in just two months.

"To see the kid, he'd have to see the mother. Maybe when she's older, Eddie will see Angel, but not now."

Mel, 33 (real name Melanie Brown), says, "I want Angel to know she has two parents who love her so much,"

I don't understand how people can do this and I don't want to. But I wonder if Mel B. is making attempts to get Eddie to meet up or if she's given up by now? I'm not in this predicament, so I'm clueless as to what I would do if I were Mel B. It's disgusting and I guess I expect celebs to hold themselves to higher standards than your average, minimum wage deadbeat daddy. Eddie's no better.

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Brit Brit, Daddy Dude and Papa Spears have been privately workin' on a plan to allow Britney's kids to travel with her while she's on tour.

The plan is to have homes in three bases -- New Jersey, New Orleans and Los Angeles. Sean Preston and Jayden James would stay in one of these three bases and mom would commute back and forth while doing concerts in each region.

Britney will pay Kevin in excess of $4,000 a week for each week she's on tour. The way the deal goes... Brit would get K-Fed his own pad in each of the three bases and he wouldn't even have to show up to get the money!

Britney, K-Fed and Jamie worked out the arrangement without the help of any of the lawyers.  K-Fed's lawyers became aware of the plan and were furious. Sources tell us K-Fed's lawyers have said they object to the plan but won't specifically say why.

Britney WILL cancel the tour if she can't take her kids... we know that for a fact.

Britney also has close to 50/50 custody and that, too, could be compromised. Daddy Dude's lawyer says that he nor Daddy Dude want to eff with Britney's career and that they're trying to work things out. Gee, I wonder why?

It's completely ridiculous that Kevin will get an additional $4k/ week for each week Britney's on tour!!!! That must sting like hell, but I'm sure it pisses me off more than Brit. She has a hundred million. Anyway, I'm glad that it looks like Britney's boo boos will join her on tour. After watching her documentary, it's evident that she lives for her kids.

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Lindsay Lohan and girlfriend Samantha Ronson are joined by Benji and Joel Madden Friday night at ESPN the Magazine's NEXT Big Weekend 2009 Super Bowl Party in Tampa.