Tom Cruise needs a moobs lift and he looks emaciated. His stomach shouldn't be contorted like he's ready to vom. I think I prefer a lil gut over this look.
Here's what the folks at People think,
Still in Brazil for work and play, a shirtless Tom Cruise shows off his six-pack abs Tuesday while lounging poolside with wife Katie Holmes and 2-year-old daughter Suri (not pictured) at a Copacabana Beach hotel in Rio de Janeiro.
I'm being serious. Etta's not no fake ass ho, she keeps it real and I can respeck dat! Etta let her audience know that she wasn't too happy that Beyonce covered her classic song at Barack Obama's inauguration.
"You know, YOUR President, the one with the big ears-he ain't my President�"had that woman singing for him at his Inauguration. She's going to get her ass whooped. How dare Beyonce sing MY song that I been singing forever. Now I'm going to sing it for y'all…."
So Etta, a black woman, doesn't wanna acknowledge that a black man is president because she got her granny panties up in a wedgie? How can she be upset with the woman who played her in a biopic? Gawd, I hope I'm not this egotistical when I'm Etta's age. But thank god that she is. Etta has managed to make boring ass Beyonce somewhat interesting.
Michael Phelps resumed training at a Baltimore natatorium on Tuesday, making his first appearance since a photo surfaced of him smoking pot. Looking solemn, he was accompanied by a bodyguard as he made his way to the Loyola College pool.
Phelps could face criminal charges, The State newspaper of Columbia, South Carolina reported Tuesday.
A South Carolina law enforcement official said he would charge Phelps if he could prove the U.S. Olympian smoked marijuana in his county. "This case is no different than any other case," Richland County Sheriff Leon Lott said.
I'd like to think that this Sheriff Lott is joking, but the attention whore is actually serious. And if Michael Phelps were to face criminal charges, every other motherfucker at the party should too!!!!! He's not the only one who took a hit. What a possible waste of taxpayer dollars.
Not only did she blog about going into labor with her daughter this weekend, now she's apparently skipped publicists and press releases and revealed the name of her new baby via her Twitter page as well!
"Our daughter's name is MARS MERKABA," she writes, which follows a post from earlier today that read, "her eyes are looking right into mine . she struggles to focus . so much ⥠in her . i wonder where she just came from. i mean .. her spirit..."
Erykah and boyfriend Jay Electronica welcomed their baby girl on Sunday after a home birth, with Erykah blogging that she didn't use painkillers over the five-hour labor.
This is the third child for Erykah, who has a son and a daughter from two previous relationships.
Sidenote: Did you know that according to the rumor mill Erykah and Common ended their engagement when he found out that she wants to have as many babies as possible from a different man each?! I choose to believe it. Erykah is one crazy ass bitch! Congrats on the new arrival. :)
Pics from Vanity Fair's Oscar Issue - B!
Kate Winslet's father is a cheap mofo - CNW
Word of the day: Nerdgasm - WIMB
Hilary doesn't take shit off of nobody - CS
Tom Cruise sucks it in - CK
One More For The Nightmare Rumour Bank - AB
OMG! Their are sharks in my drank - OMG
Prince Has A New Website And Threw A Launch Party In His Basement - RR
Nick Carter gets sober ... AGAIN - SP
NO! The Kaiser Chiefs are going on hiatus - GB
Whenever I think about Gwyneth Paltrow I always feel annoyed. She's always whining! This time she was bitching about Courtney Love to Elle UK.
"We were in an elevator and she was really horrible to me. And I was the biggest Hole fan of all time. I was devastated. Then she went on a drug spiral,"
I'm pretty sure Courtney Love is horrible to most people, especially to vapid bitches like Gwyneth! Apparently they are cool now.
"When she got sober, she contacted me and was like, ‘I feel like I missed an opportunity with you.' Then we just started texting and talking and now when she's here (in the U.K.) she comes round. When we're in L.A. we have dinner."
Probably because she found out that Gwyneth is BFFs with Madonna. I think Courtney's goal in life is to either be friends with Madonna or actually be Madonna.
Catherine Hardwicke, the director of Twilight, is releasing a book about the movie. The book includes behind the scenes pictures, and story board sketches. Also in the book is information on casting, location scouting, wardrobe and Hardwicke's favorite scenes.
I'm surprised she even agreed to do this. Hardwicke was not asked to direct the sequel to the movie New Moon. How many other ways can they make money off of this movie? I'm still waiting for a Twilight video game.
I am so excited for Dollhouse. It premieres February 13th and it stars Eliza Dushku. She is reunited with Buffy the Vampire Slayer creator Joss Whedon. I am psyched. Buffy is my favorite show ever! Plus Eliza looks AMAZING!
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It seems like Simon Cowell has been into displaying his chest since 1979. In these pics Simon is 19 and flaunting his chesticles like a proud gorilla. I really don't get it. We see him all the time wearing V-necks and unbuttoned shirts. Its like he thinks his moobs are full of splendor or something.
It's been speculated for a long time that Kelly Clarkson is a lesbian. Which would make complete sense because I adore her. What can I say, I get along really well with lesbians. Anyway, this is what Kelly had to say:
"I get that all the time," she tells AOL's pop culture news site, PopEater.com.. "People are like, 'Are you secretly a lesbian? Because I'd really love it.'
"Lesbians tell it to me all the time," she goes on. "I'm like, 'I'm glad it works for you, and I wish I liked women like that because often times, men are very hard for me, but I happen to like boys.'"
Clarkson goes on to say she "could never be a lesbian. I would never want to date [someone like] myself, ever. I'm a crazy person. I need some kind of stable, quiet man."
I hope she isn't lying. Don't get me wrong. Like I said earlier, I love the lesbians, but Kelly just wouldn't be a good at it. Especially if she planned to continue her singing career. Leave the sapphic rock to Melissa Etheridge. Kelly needs to keep singing about asshole boys. It works for her.
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