February 2009 News Archive (Page 2)

The most gorgeous-est couple in the world, Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen, got married Thursday at the St. Monica Catholic Church in Santa Monica, California.

The bride, 28, donned a form-fitting ivory lace strapless gown with a trumpet skirt, scalloped edges, long train and a floor-length veil with attached handmade satin roses and attached satin headband, all by Dolce & Gabbana.

The ceremony -- which began at dusk -- was "very small and intimate." Guests mostly consisted of immediate family. Brady's son, John Edward Thomas Moynahan, was also present.

Reports surfaced late last year that Tom had proposed, Gisele denied those claims. Their fuckship began in 2006 and they purchased an $11.7 million crib in a gated community in Brentwood late last year.

As much as it kills me, I will give a half-assed CONGRATS! I consider Gisele a homewrecker, since Tom dumped his pregnant fiance Bridget for her skank ass. I don't want homewreckers to succeed. I want karma to serve them some drama. Hopefully Tom will cheat. There, I said it. It was funny, last night while I was eating some buffalo wings, my female friend said she had never been cheated on. I nearly choked to death.

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Lindsay Lohan's new roommate - CNW
I know I'll be watching! - OMG
Chelsea Handler is a liar - CK
Visit the topless coffee shop! - CS
Gwyneth Paltrow can't take the heat - WIMB
The Chinese are using David Beckham's body - AB
Do you understand why some people can't stand Kristen Stewart? I like her - CW
The Madden twins visit a high school - RR
Details on the "Rihanna is pregnant" rumor - GB
Ciara and Justin Timberlake video - AG
Jerry Seinfeld's new reality show - SP
The usually comfortable and poised Kelly Clarkson is awkward on camera. That's a first - B!

There are no words.

Usher goes to Washington! The singer and Shawn Wilson, president of Usher's nonprofit New Look Foundation, hold court with politicians including Rep. George Miller (left) and Rep. Carolyn McCarthy (right) before a hearing about the importance of community service and volunteerism at the House Education and Labor Committee Hearing Room in Washington, D.C., on Wednesday.

"Drew told Jen she could do way better and she'd be a fool to settle for him," a close pal told The ENQUIRER. "The first time Jen introduced twice-divorced Drew to John, they clashed. They bickered for so long that Jen had to step in and change the subject."

Over the past 10 months, Drew has heard all of Jen's horror stories about 31-year-old John's roving eye, how he blabs about his love life and how he refuses to discuss marriage or children, added the source.

When quizzed recently about what dating advice she gives to girlfriends, Drew revealed: "Don't coddle your friends, help them grow. Stop repeating those bad patterns. If he doesn't make you feel good, get out!"

"And even though Jen is crazy in love with John, I think a part of her is worried that Drew may be right."

For the life of me, I can not figure Jennifer Aniston out. And, no, that has shit to do with the fact that I've never met her and don't have a personal relationship with her. I can read people, okay! Anyway, I can't decide if she wants a long-term relationship, or if she'll just settle for whatever with whomever, as long as she's not alone?

She is clearly dickmatized and I say go for it, but I just hope that she won't be too damaged after this explodes in her face. I don't know if Jenny feels like she can change John, like some women aspire to do. In John's case, he has age on his side and so many other no no holes to penetrate, I dunno if he'll commit to just hers.

And of all the hoes to give dating advice, I would listen to Drew. She's dated roughly 1% of the  male population. I think she knows a thing or two.

Do I think Halle Berry is sporting a baby bump? NOOOOOO!!! But I'm posting these pictures because Halle Berry and Gabriel Aubry are two of the most gorgeous beings on the planet! Plus, this has been one hell of a slow news week.

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Nadya Suleman seems like she's fairly good at answering the tough questions from Dr. Phil or any interviewer. She's a fiesty one!

I watched Dr. Phil this morning on The Today Show, he says that we should help the Octomom and that her kids shouldn't have to pay the price for being in their circumstance. I agree, the children shouldn't have to pay the price, that's why they should be taken away and given to people with sanity. I also agree that they shouldn't suffer, but I'm not opening up my wallet and donating anything to an attention whore Brangelina fan!

Super cutie Kingston Rossdale rides the swing at the park while looking so friggin adorable. I think he looks just like Gwen. He would make such a pretty girl.

I know that's not a compliment, cause I'm not saying it to Gwen's face... A mother would get pissed if you said her son would be the cutest little girl, even if it's true and not necessarily a bad thing. Mom's get upset over everything, so sensitive.

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"I understand my timing was not appropriate and it was insensitive of me, so I want to explain. The pictures I posted are from six months ago when we were filming season three of Keeping Up With the Kardashians. I had held onto these pictures for months and preset them to run the month before my show was going to air, to give you guys exclusive glimpses into season three.

"My mom has been begging Kourtney, Khloe and I to settle down and have kids, so we thought it would be funny to rent a baby chimpanzee for a week and leave her with my mom! We don't still have Suzy, she was just rented for a week! You guys will see what happens this season with Suzy!

"What happened to the woman that was attacked by the chimpanzee was devastating!" Kardashian says of 55-year-old Charla Nash, who was attacked last week and remains under sedation at the Cleveland Clinic in Ohio (police shot and killed the chimp).

"My mom and I saw it on the news and heard the 911 calls and we both cried!"

"Our family is praying for everyone involved in that traumatizing attack. In no way did I mean to insult or offend anyone by posting these pictures."

I'm glad she apologized! I, too, didn't know shiz about some chimpanzee attack.

Lindsay Lohan is photographed while shopping in West Hollywood. Notice how LiLo's boots have empty space in 'em when they should be snug.

This is one sad, trainwreck of a woman who just can't seem to get her life together, even if she were paid in weaves and boots.