February 2009 News Archive (Page 20)

Seriously Rosie? Have we learned nothing from Hilary Duff?

Rosie O'Donnell showed up to the Annual Kids Night on Broadway in New York with some new veneers. I mean the fact that they are so white is forgivable. They are brand new and that is expected. Unfortunately I cannot forgive the length. What kind of jank ass dentist did she go to? They are so big! She looks like Tyne Daily with those chompers. Other than the teeth, Rosie looks really good.

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Note to all celebrities: In this day in age you really never have to worry about gaining a bunch of weight. I mean, if you want your career to pick back up, you will eventually have to lose it, but there is help out there. It seems like weight loss companies can never get enough celebrity endorsements. Even Wynona Judd is the face of Ali.

Columnist, Liz Smith claims that Jessica Simpson recent weight debacle has sparked an interest with Jenny Craig and Weight Watchers. Would this be a good career move? I really don't think so. It's not like Kirstie Alley and Valerie Bertinelli are knocking down Oscars.

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Holy tranny! I forgot what Jude Law looked like with a full head of hair. He's also smiling with his eyes. Tyra would be proud.

Still don't believe it's Jude Law? Well it is. In his new movie Rage, Jude plays a "celebrity-supermodel" named Minx. The director had a bunch to say about how Jude is so brave for playing a lady, and how it's all about the deconstruction of beauty. Blah, blah blah, trust me, you don't care. If you really do care you can go HERE to read it.

Sam Lutfi is suing Britney Spears!! - TMZ
Paris Hilton says that her shopping is an economic stiumulus package! - CNW
Pittsburgh Stellers' superstar Santonio Holmes naked pictures!!! He's thick - OMG
Jennifer Aniston's backup plan if John Mayer dumps her - WIMB
Erykah Badu names her baby "Twitty Milk" and is addicted to Twitter. She's so ridic, I just can't handle her - CS
Shave a baby's crotch - CK
Lily Allen cold and wet - AB
Details on Michael Phelps' bong - RR
Gwyneth Paltrow sounds off on her haters - GB
Miley Cyrus and Taylor Swift at the Grammys - B!
Kate Moss is lying to herself - AG
Slumdog Millionaire breakout star Dev Patel nude on TV - SP
Please read Ashton Kutcher's entire new rant. It's GOOD! - CVP
Seriously - IBBB

Editor's Note: Strangest Google searches that led people to this site are in italics, words in plain text = my commentary.

1. let me see your tits - But you didn't say please, a-hole! And I don't like the colors of your beads.
2. for announcing that she's a cheating whore
3. hairpulling bitches - Ooohh! These skanks are the worst kinda ho, but still better than the weave yanking bitches or the wig-pulling sluts.
4. cop who murder his last two wives - Drew Peterson. Scott Peterson murdered his preggers wife Lacey. What's with the name Peterson?
5. recommended beverages while pregnant - Alcoholic beverages, muthafucka?! Or non-alcoholic?
6. "she is never satisfied" - You two just may not be sexually compatible. Or she has a side dish.
7. no ass bitches
8. "how reverend simmons felt about kanye talking about his daughters - I dunno what Kanye said? I need to do my homework.
9. kelly clarkson become fat - Let the Texas native bitch keep it country and eat her fried chicken, dumplings and cakes. At least she doesn't claim to be a "Size 2!!!"
10. playingwithnipples - Am I missing something here? Nipples are not toys, nor are they satellites that you can pinch and squeeze until you're able to pick up HBO and Showtime channels and get free WiFi. Don't play with 'em, treat em like a real man or lesbian should.

*** No Personal/Sidenote story today. I already know what I wanted to write about, just didn't have the time.

xoxo

Gossip Girl

My future baby daddy on the Michael Phelps bong picture scandal.

"God forbid he hit a bong. Go ask your 20-year-old kid what they did last weekend. I'm not saying it was a smart move. But he doesn't need to be publicly outed for it.

"Whoever put the pic out is an ass!"

I couldn't have said it better myself, Ashton! The backlash is completely ridiculous and can you imagine how paranoid Phelps will be now?!!! Kinda sad. He can't take an effing hit without a scandal and whoever took the picture is really a piece of trash.

I haven't done a single interview when the celebrity or public figure I interviewed didn't say some things that would sound horrible in print and salacious, but I never print it. To take down a champion so you can make a few quick bucks is deplorable and I hope that person regrets it forever.

Lady Gaga's has released a bubble gum pop song for her second single from The Fame "Eh Eh Nothing Else I Can Say)" with a fun video to match. Never has ironing clothes looked so sexy.

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Today is a slow news day and I've barely been online, then I stumbled on these fierce Avril Lavigne pics that I think are absolutely perfect. B*tch is a midget, so she's the right ho to pose as a doll for a photo spread. Also, I know how much she is hated, another reason why I'm happy to support.

I like my bitches that everyone hates - Avril Lavigne, Heidi Montag, Jessica and Ashlee Simpson...  Supporting them feels like I'm giving to charity or helping to find a cure for cancer. Totally comparable. I give where I can.

But much of his cuteness comes from the way he dresses. Just look at the tilt on his pimp cap! He has swagger already. Kingston dresses better than men five times his age! Plus he's got jewelry around his neck? Don't be hatin'!

I actually danced to this Christian Bale remix rant song. Seriously. I got off my lard ass and danced, also threw in a lil bit of my "Single Ladies" moves that I have memorized. This is a hit! For someone like myself who curses a lot, this was purely fuck-tastic!

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Sidenote: what a slow news day.