This is the classiest way for Paris to let out the vadge fart that she's been holding in since she fucked her limo driver an hour ago, right after he stopped at an alley where she met her Valtrex dealer whom she fucks for meds. That queef killed off all roaches within a 1.2-mile radius.
Angelina Jolie comes off as being so self-righteous, I love it! Gimme more fivehead from this Abby chick. She's good!
Unbefuckinglivable! Eddie Murphy has never met his daughter Angel that he had with Mel B. Angel will be two years old in just two months.
"To see the kid, he'd have to see the mother. Maybe when she's older, Eddie will see Angel, but not now."
Mel, 33 (real name Melanie Brown), says, "I want Angel to know she has two parents who love her so much,"
I don't understand how people can do this and I don't want to. But I wonder if Mel B. is making attempts to get Eddie to meet up or if she's given up by now? I'm not in this predicament, so I'm clueless as to what I would do if I were Mel B. It's disgusting and I guess I expect celebs to hold themselves to higher standards than your average, minimum wage deadbeat daddy. Eddie's no better.
Brit Brit, Daddy Dude and Papa Spears have been privately workin' on a plan to allow Britney's kids to travel with her while she's on tour.
The plan is to have homes in three bases -- New Jersey, New Orleans and Los Angeles. Sean Preston and Jayden James would stay in one of these three bases and mom would commute back and forth while doing concerts in each region.
Britney will pay Kevin in excess of $4,000 a week for each week she's on tour. The way the deal goes... Brit would get K-Fed his own pad in each of the three bases and he wouldn't even have to show up to get the money!
Britney, K-Fed and Jamie worked out the arrangement without the help of any of the lawyers. K-Fed's lawyers became aware of the plan and were furious. Sources tell us K-Fed's lawyers have said they object to the plan but won't specifically say why.
Britney WILL cancel the tour if she can't take her kids... we know that for a fact.
Britney also has close to 50/50 custody and that, too, could be compromised. Daddy Dude's lawyer says that he nor Daddy Dude want to eff with Britney's career and that they're trying to work things out. Gee, I wonder why?
It's completely ridiculous that Kevin will get an additional $4k/ week for each week Britney's on tour!!!! That must sting like hell, but I'm sure it pisses me off more than Brit. She has a hundred million. Anyway, I'm glad that it looks like Britney's boo boos will join her on tour. After watching her documentary, it's evident that she lives for her kids.
Lindsay Lohan and girlfriend Samantha Ronson are joined by Benji and Joel Madden Friday night at ESPN the Magazine's NEXT Big Weekend 2009 Super Bowl Party in Tampa.
Homegirl is workin' hard for her man! Jessica Biel threw Justin Timberlake a Super Bowl-themed surprise birthday party in the Hollywood Roosevelt Hotel's ultra-exclusive penthouse on Sunday afternoon.
"Justin was totally blown away when he walked in. He had no idea," says a source.
On hand were close to 100 friends and family of the couple, including both of their parents, Biel's brothers, Timberlake's cousins and his best friend Trace Ayala, who joined the happy pair to toast Timberlake turning 28.
The penthouse was transformed with flat-screen televisions brought in especially for the festivities, and the party feasted on gourmet buffalo wings, pizza, mini sliders and red velvet cupcakes.
Biel planned the party down to every last detail, and visited the hotel to make sure everything would be just perfect, says the source.
"They held hands and relaxed," says a guest. "They seemed very happy together."
This is something I would do, but you know that ho has an ulterior motive. Every skank does! Mine would be basic - a good massage and even better oral - but Jess is probably over the basics by now, she wants something more tangible, something that can also cut glass. She wants a rock, but will JT give it to her? I see him as too much of a whore to get a wifey right now, but I'd love for him to prove me wrong. These two seem completely perfect for each other.
Happy bday, JT!
As the Jessica Simpson Fatgate story continues on, Extra asked her ex-hubby and reality TV co-star Nick Lachey his thoughts on the matter. Now you know the last person you want to give his or her two cents on your gut and fat is your ex. It's just so cruel!
Nick said,
"I wish her nothing but the best, and I hope she's happy - whatever size that comes in. I can't believe it's this big of a story and people are making such a huge deal about it. I'm never ceased to be amazed by people's reactions to things."
"I hope she's happy" = I'm so not attracted to that fat ass bitch, hope Tony Romo is because I'm glad I got out while she was still hot!
Jennifer Hudson showcased her powerful vocals in a rousing, soulful rendition of the national anthem at the Super Bowl. Jennifer looked beautiful, and she was the absolute perfect choice. Talent like this? You can't fake this shiz.
Well done! Bravo.
... Also insinuates that we should go eff ourselves because he's young! While some new POTP visitors can't believe I was trying to prove that my Mikey Pooh wasn't lettin' it rip, I will say this - I'm a ride or die chick! I stick by my man. In the face of controversy, I will say my dude is innocent until proven not innocent, okay!
As you know, Michael Phelps issued this well-worded statement regarding the scandalous photo above.
Mike went to the University of South Carolina's football game where he received a big ovation when introduced to the crowd. He later hit up a college house party. The incident took place nearly three months after the Beijing Olympics when Phelps was taking a long break from training.
Phelps also was in Tampa, Fla., during Super Bowl week on behalf of a sponsor, but left the city before Sundays game when he planned on being at the stadium for the Super Bowl.
The U.S. Olympic Committee said it was "disappointed in the behavior recently exhibited by Michael Phelps," who was selected the group's sportsman of the year. He also was honored as AP male athlete of the year, and his feat in Beijing �" breaking Mark Spitz's 36-year-old record for most gold medals in an Olympics �" was chosen as the top story of 2008.
"Michael is a role model, and he is well aware of the responsibilities and accountability that come with setting a positive example for others, particularly young people," the USOC said in a statement.
"That said, we realize that none among us is perfect. We hope that Michael can learn from this incident and move forward in a positive way."
Phelps was part of a group of elite athletes who agreed to take part in a pilot testing program designed to increase the accuracy of doping tests. His spot in the program could be at risk, said Travis Tygart, head of the U.S. Anti-Doping Agency.
"We are confident that, going forward, Michael will consistently set the type of example we all expect from a great Olympic champion," the group said.
Also noteworthy is that Phelps has never tested positive for banned substances. This case is unlikely to fall under any doping rules. However, Phelps' consequences will most likely be financial from the sponsors that may be embarrassed and choose to distance themselves from the talented athlete with the janked up mug.
UK tabloid NOTW does NOT allege that Phelps was smoking herb - that's because they know the world will be upset at Dolphin Boy and them for effing with his career. Without a doubt, Phelps will continue to keep competing because he gets people to watch the Olympics, and generally speaking, he's just simply worth too much.
On a sidenote: I heard some legislator dude (not researching right now) is trying to pass a law so that cell phones make a sound when a picture is taken. On behalf of public figures and anyone who has been victimized by some scandalous photos, I fully support the bill and I hope it passes.
Alright, I found the info via Wired magazine,
A new bill introduced in the Congress by New York Republican Rep. Peter King requires mobile phones with digital cameras "to make a sound" when a photograph is taken.
The move is part of the 'Camera Phone Predator Alert Act' and the idea is to ensure privacy and safety of the public, especially children, claims the bill.
If enacted the bill would require any mobile phone in the US to make a sound "audible within a reasonable radius of the phone whenever a photograph is taken with the camera in such phone." A mobile phone manufactured after the date the bill is enacted will have no way of disabling or silencing the sound.
The idea is not as astounding as it seems. Japan already requires all cameraphones including the iPhone to make an audible noise when taking a photograph.
Has been Lisa Loeb got married
Papa Spears gets restraining orders out against Britney's ex-bf Adnan and her psycho former bos man Sam Lutfi
Wife killer Drew Peterson and his 23-year-old fiance Christina Raines have broken up!!!! :)
Madonna wins custody battle to move sons to New York City
Taken is the #1 movie but Mall Cop keeps makin' it rain on dem hoes, earning the #2 spot with $14 million.
The gopher toof whore Kendra Wilkinson is gonna get her own reality show and inevitable divorce
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