I do not. Understand. This. Couple.
Kim Kardassian is shy and boring and Reggie Bush is also shy and possibly boring. Don't opposites attract? I like my dude to make up for whatever it is that I'm lacking; why get with your twin of the opposite or same sex?
Here's the boring ass couple at Tracy Rees' show at Fashion Week in New York. Reggie's hoping he'll get some good oral outta this shit.
Miss Piggy Clarkson attended a self-esteem workshop sponsored by Dove and The Girl Scouts where she decided to enlighten us all.
"Just to let you know everyone in the magazines is Photoshopped! Beyoncé is one of the most beautiful girls in the world but she gets Photoshopped too. We're all human!"
I'm wise enough by now to know that you're never going to please everyone so you may as well stop trying." - We can see that!
"When I'm on the red carpet, it's not even a question anymore. Usually people are very encouraging and tell me they love that I'm normal."
How big are the people who are calling Kelly "normal?" Because 64.5% of American adults, are overweight or obese, and I'm guessing they're the ones responsible.
I remember when my doctor told me I was overweight because I'm 5'4 and weighed more than 130. Hey, 10 pounds go to my D-cup tits anyway and I have a completely proportional hourglass figure. It was so funny. I told him that I got on the scale with all my clothes on so that's bullshit and I'm not overweight! He was fighting back a smile and he's all like, "Yeah, but without all your clothes on, that would still be only five pounds."
Kelly Clarkson is unhealthy and that should never be considered "normal." When overweight, Kelly's not even hawt, either, like Queen Latifah and many others. Her fellow American Idol alums: Carrie Underwood, Katherine McPhee, Ruben Studdard and even Fantasia have all dropped weight and they all appeared on the show after Miss Piggy!
You can do it, Kelly!
Gabrielle Union's dress is swallowing her alive! It's. Too. Big. And it looks like it's on backwards and there's no silhouette to it. It's like Gabby was walking under a tent and part of it ripped off, fell on her body and she said, "I'm good to go!" and kept walking to her event.
Is she hiding Jay-Z's baby bump from Beyonce? Heh.
Gabrielle Union (left) and Beyoncé attend Sprite's 3rd Annual Jay-Z And Lebron James "Two Kings" Dinner & After Party on Saturday night in Phoenix, part of the NBA All-Star Weekend.
I made some screen shots of Bristol's baby Tripp for you. What a cutie! And here's a short video clip of Bristol's interview.
Eighteen year-old Sarah Palin had an interview on FOX News last night where she discussed teen pregnancy and life as a teenage mother.
"I hope people learn from my story … It's so much easier if you're married, have a house and career. It's not a situation you want to strive for."
Palin, 18, also said that her mother's view of abstinence, especially in regard to teenagers, is "not realistic at all."
Recounting how she first informed her parents, Bristol said that getting the words out of her mouth was "harder than labor."
I think teen abstinence is unrealistic, generally speaking, but it should be taught in addition to thorough sex education with a focus on birth control methods. Teen abstinence all depends on the teens in question. Some teens don't date and don't have any prospects while in junior high and high school so, for the most part, those kids are safe. But if your kids have a lot of friends of the opposite sex and spend time out on dates, than yeah, they're probably having sex on your bed and using your sex toys!
Salma Hayek used her magical humanitarian boobs, good looks and Kate Hudson-esque power pussy to lock down some beautiful, dirty, dirty rich cock! Salma and her baby daddy Francois-Henri Pinault, a French businessman worth an estimated $16.9 billion, have tied the knot!
Hayek, 42, and Pinault, 46, were married on Saturday �" St. Valentine's Day �" in the City Hall of the Sixth Arrondissement in central Paris. Mayor Jean-Pierre Lecoq subsequently confirmed the report to the French news agency.
Unlike all these other gold digging skanks, Salma doesn't even have to have any more kids. Even with an iron-tight pre-nup, bitch would still walk away with more than we will probably make in our entire lifetimes combined if they ever split. We need more recession proof penises in this country! Dammit.
Congrats! I'm so happy for her, dude whose name I can't pronounce, and their beautiful baby daughter, Valentina.
I really do love Aubrey O'Day. She is such an effing slut! It's real. It's, like, in her genetics. You can tell when a girl is faking slutitude to get popular, and then there's Aubrey O'Day. Who, of course, is using her sexuality for popularity, but she's a hooker who just so happens to be famous. So, lucky for her, she can pay her own bills and share her snatch with the community for free.
Here's Aubrey giving us another reason to love her - she made her mother shave her own pussy! I can't even get my mom to let me borrow her car.
Thanks Elaine!
Train wreck extraordinaire Lindsay Lohan flaunts some Eating Disorder Chic at designer Matthew Williamson's NYC store opening over the weekend.
Cue the violins.
"Words cannot begin to express how sorry and saddened I am over what transpired. I am seeking the counseling of my pastor, my mother and other loved ones and I am committed, with God's help, to emerging a better person.
Much of what has been speculated or reported on blogs and/or reported in the media is wrong. While I would like to be able to talk about this more, until the legal issues are resolved, this is all I can say except that I have not written any messages or made any posts to Facebook, on blogs or any place else. Those posts or writings under my name are frauds."
Notice how Rihanna's name is strategically omitted in Chris' apology?
If you're so sorry than
Say my name, Say my name
Since all the world's eyes are on you,
baby, say that you're a dumb fool
if you ain't runnin' game
Say my name, Say my name
Why you be actin' innocent,
when the cops already took they pics
Why won't you say my name?
"This is a real situation. You have to have compassion for others. Just imagine it being your sister or mom and then think about how we should talk about that. I just think we should all support her. She's going through a tough time. You have to realize she's a young girl, as well. She's very young."
Asked if he'd seen Rihanna, Jay-Z replied, "I don't want to go into it."
Oh wow! Guess who isn't supporting Chris Brown just because they're a horny hoodrat fan with a misguided moral compass?
As a fan of many, I am the first one to say someone I adore sucks, if warranted. It's part of the reason why I take such pleasure in meeting and interviewing public figures. I like to find out via firsthand experience instead of well-crafted images and PR campaigns whether or not they're worthy of my support. Chris Brown's loyal fans are judging him based upon talent, not character, which is sad. Jay-Z reminds us that a woman will NEVER deserve to be hit by any man at any point ever. Thank you, Jigga.
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